tuition genie

An evil imaginary being, which can only be seen in a state of high (though sometimes in drunkness as well), which drains university/college students of their money through the traditional methods of collecting called tuition. First sighting occured at Simon Fraser University, more occurances are believed to occur at SFU and elsewhere.

Sober guy:"Dude I'm broke"
High guy:"YOu must've been ripped off by the tuition genie"

by MC the evil french clown May 21, 2008

Genidious

A word used to describe something that is idiotic, stupid, retarded, awesome and genius at the same time.

Dude that three pound gummy worm is genidious!

Rooftop slip n' slides are really genidious

by GenidiousNinja September 22, 2011

Genioos

A one upped genius.

Plural: Genioosis

Brayden is a genius, but that guy Huey... *phew* Tech Genioos.

by VinnyD’sFamily February 10, 2018

Release the Genie

The act of rubbing your ass to release gas.

Was going to a party and my gf warned in the car ride - “DO NOT release the genie tonight”.

by dipdipper12345 November 16, 2021

Genious

It is often the case that idiots describe themselves as 'genious' but are ironically ignorant to the fact that the word is spelt 'genius' - much to the amusement of us intelligent people.

"Like, woah, yeah man, I'm like, such a genious, dude!"
"Well, you're retarded..."

by stef July 24, 2003

genie mac

Exclamation of shock or disbelief

''Genie mac, does it really cost that much for a sandwich''

by Bec123456789 May 24, 2005

magic mobile genie

The greatest marketing campaign of all time. A fanciful creature who lives in his own personal cloud and offers free text messages to people. He likes to flail his arms and fluctuate his voice.

Shuuuuuuwaaaah! Behold I am the magic mobile genie... Are you eating that burger? Can i meet some of your friends? Elo!

by cpg123 October 8, 2008