Christ-boosted jizz geyser

krahyst bōōst-ed jiz gahy-zer
–noun
1. An ejaculation; discharged so savagely that it could have only been performed under the benefaction of our Good Shepherd.

Cum in you? Did I cum in you? Bitch, are you blind? That was a Christ-boosted jizz geyser! I'm done with you. Don't call me anymore.

by Skyler Greene January 29, 2007

Cum Geyser

A cum geyser is when 2 guys are having sex and they both get close to finishing and they put their cock heads together so that when they cum, it shoots up like a geyser.

Tony, we need to clean the ceiling off from our cum geyser last night.

by Nevets Cool kiss February 19, 2009

Yellowstone National Butt Geyser

The insertion of one's penis into an anus (male or female), followed by the expulsion of urine, rather than ejaculate, into the anal cavity.

She's going to know that she got a Yellowstone National Butt Geyser, once she realizes I had asparagus for dinner.

by bonerchugger6969 December 6, 2010

geizer

Beautiful, talented Russian porn star.

Geizer is a porn phenomenon

by LAFITE March 19, 2016

Theodor Geisel

Dr. Seuss' real name.

Also, Smeltz and Lovejoy.

Who posted that on UD? Theodor Geisel.

by Theodor Geisel October 10, 2008

Geyser

A broad who squirts her juice into the air upon climax

Jessica gave me a geyser last night; I was drenched!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007

yellowstone geyser

when a girl is jerking you off and you cum in the air and the girl has to catch it in her mouth

Yeah me and mrs.carter were doing a Yellowstone geyser on Tuesday

by urgrandpais2hot4u November 24, 2009