Gazelle Wit the Broken Leg

Men are like Cheetahs and women are like Gazelles. A smart Cheetah is not gonna go for the strongest, fastest, most alert Gazelle but instead for that one Gazelle in the back wit the broken leg. Why? Cause it's a sure catch.

Gazelle Wit the Broken Leg. No need to explain

by Mr. Rugby November 3, 2020

retarded gazelle

someone overly tall, has a weird walking pattern, usually has a bitchy attitude and someone who is particularly ugly and acts manly, usually a girl.

josh: " so last night i was with a girl turned out to be a "retarded gazelle", she could tackle better than i could!"

david: " i'm never going on a blind date ever again i got stuck with a "retarded gazelle" for two hours.

by youwantme23 January 23, 2011

gazelle shafted

an absurd statement for the use of something really hard to do that means to have a gazelle in your car while simultaniously solving a rubix cube and driving a stick shift car while listening to heavy metal

damn, on the way to the mall today,everbody kept calling me it was like I was getting gazelle shafted.

by DJ MAIN June 27, 2007

gazelle

A fine ass bitch that you want to hunt down like a lion.

Phil- "lets go tackle some gazelles"

Drew- "yeah boi"

by Kang P May 27, 2006

WOUNDED GAZELLE

A fine ass woman that you're going after, and guranteed to get cause she is either so into you that you don't have to work at it, or you're just that damn good.

Like a lion hunting a wounded gazelle, there may a short chase but he's guranteed his meal.

by jon_vegas May 19, 2007

Gazelle

long legged, gorgeous sparkling, soft, exhilerating body of a woman. Usually walks in the wind to cool her neck.

That gazelle's skin is so soft it sparkles naturally.

Gazelle made it to the big screen.

by hardygoodfellow December 10, 2009

tree gazelle

A large scary animal that lurks in innelan or some remote parts of ardentiny, as jonny would know. I first spotted it when i was in a tree and a certain dirty picture was taken, hense the tree gazelle. They can travel at up to speeds of 3,000 mph and eat anything that comes in their way.

Samer: "Lets go and get the bus jonny, there is no more for us to do here.

Jonny: "Ok samer, wait what is that in the bush?"

Samer: "Some form of horrid beast!?"

Jonny: "The Tree Gazelle!"

Both: "RUN!"

*Several Months Later*

Everyone in the Argyll Perimeter is dead.

by Samwize August 24, 2007