A very smug, smart being. Often found in classes laughing at others getting questions wrong. Suits the new curtains. However can never be found in a free lesson as he is doing about 50 a levels.
by Jsheuejdbbdbdbd April 27, 2021

The balls of French diplomats who are accused of adultery, sexual harassment, and general philandering and respond to accusations of impropriety with phrases such as, "I like women . . . so what?"
You really have to have a real pair of gaul stones to try to escape a hotel where you're accused of sexual assault and then call the hotel to bring you your cell phone you left behind.
by BackandBetter June 12, 2011

by Sexy feen May 15, 2023

An act between 2 men, one of whom has balanitis - it is similar to "deep throating" but employs erotic asphyxia
He took me home to "read me some history" and ended up giving me a Dying Gaul. I choked and needed chlorhexidine mouthwash for weeks
by Edmund Morrish February 12, 2025

The act of engaging Daniel Gaul in a conversation just to see how many topic changes it takes before he'll mention a desired end. Similar to Wiki Race, except alot more time consuming.
Challenger: Wanna Wiki Gaul race? Okay, see how fast you can get him from Star Wars to the history of the toothbrush...
by Black Magik June 29, 2008

Have you heard all the gaul blather coming out of the French media defending Dominique Strauss-Kahn, the Frenchman accused of attacking a hotel maid in Manhattan.
by BackandBetter June 12, 2011

by Human man1263 May 28, 2025
