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Gasiorization

Consists of a two part process. Biochemical and Psychological.

Psychological process includes high state of mentallity and euphoria post-exam when the ideology that the undergone stress mechanism was overcome with complete success and the continuation of said success is followed by induction of copius amounts of -OH functional groups. This mechanism however will face a negative feedback when the said exam is returned only to be acknowledged with epic fail by a two-fold system consisting of failing the exam with flying fists of fury and the decay of brain cells via copius amounts of -OH functional groups.

Biochemical process are predetermined and this repitious cycle will continuously occur as an imprinted and learned behavior which will cause the cells to adapt and mutate accordingly. A stop codon will be placed as a result of a frameshift mutation. This irregular and functional protein will then signal for the incorrect secondary pathways to occur in which enzymes binding to their substrates will increase affinity for said substrate causing agonistic uptake. As of now this agonistic uptake of and positive feedback for the incorrect protein formation has no antidote or cure.
Student One: "How did you do?"
Student Two: "I studied all weekend for that, I thought I did well but instead I got Gasiorized! FML!"
Student One: "Curse Gasiorization!"
by ninja-wii April 24, 2010
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Gasson

Verb transitive : To Gasson (it).

To shoot randomly on a pool table when you don't know or can't be bothered to think about what to do - and after making the pot, to convince yourself you did well, despite everyone else in the room calling you a flukey c***.
"What's he doing? he hasn't left himself any shot on the black!"

"Don't worry he'll probably just Gasson it!"

"wait ... wait ... wait ... of for f***'s sake !!!!"
by Pea Dough October 13, 2011
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gasser

Noun. Race or other high-performance car that runs on regular octane gas from a standard commercial pump. Unlike fueler or fuelie, which runs on high-octane gasoline or methane, also know in drag racing as top fuel.
He tore up ashphalt in his gasser.

His gasser does low 11s in the quarter.
by David Sclothe December 27, 2007
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Gasworks

Gasworks WAS an area next to the mancunian way (opposite the haciencda) where skaters and teen drunks could hang out in the summer.
Until it became boarded up in 2007 for development.
It was covered in street art and empty bottles of Strongbow.
The police would turn up on a regular basis.
Gasworks was amazing.
A well missed hangout for mancunians.
Scene kid: let's go to gasworks.
Skater kid: WE CAN"T ITS BOARDED UP.
Scene kid: shit.
by MotherBitchBillie January 27, 2008
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Gasior

A cocky co-worker who always makes mistakes. Yet blames those mistakes on others.
Did you see the new gasior? He broke a piece of glass and blamed it on the customer.
by fire124 February 19, 2012
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gasser

Granny let out a gasser that done chocked us all up.
by blossombaby December 23, 2013
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Gasser

Someone of German or Austrian nationality or descent
It's hard for Germans to shake that association with gassing millions of people to death

He was proud of his Austrian background but people still thought he was just a gasser

She thought she was so liberal with her "multi-culti" schtick but we all knew from her German accent that she was a gasser whose parents were full fledged Nazi's.
by jtt July 9, 2012
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