A long metal or wooden implement used during 16th - 17th century warfare (primarily between ships at sea)to stuff gunpowder and filler into a cannon prior to firing.
"Good god man, fetch the gassner with haste before we all get blown out of the water!"
Deckhand 1: "The gassner is jammed in the barrel! What shall we do?"
Deckhand 2: "Fire it to sea and I'll go fetch another below deck."
Deckhand 1: "The gassner is jammed in the barrel! What shall we do?"
Deckhand 2: "Fire it to sea and I'll go fetch another below deck."
by Ejay Zvekicram January 7, 2009
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by theres a snake in my boot . October 28, 2019
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by Tars_95 March 27, 2016
Get the gassing it mug.This is an unplanned sexual act. It occurs when a man is about to lick a girls clit but when he gets his head down there the smell gags him and he can't do it. But he likes the girl and doesn't want to embarass her so he quickly jumps up and shoves his penis in here mouth yelling "I forgot, ladies first."
Warren had been planning to eat Samantha all week at the party because he knew a girl as fine as her had to taste sweet but when his head got down there he had to pull a Gaston Switch-a-rooh.
by hiemlich schlonge February 25, 2010
Get the Gaston Switch-a-rooh mug.This is a sexual act decision making device. Obviously you need a dartboard and darts. But you also need small pieces of paper with your favorite sexaul acts on it. The pieces of paper will be attached to the dartboard and your partner will throw a dart at the board to decide which sexaul act will be performed that evening. This also can be used for an entire weekend of fun or at an orgy.
Rebecca could not decide what she wanted Sean to do to her the Saturday before she married Tom so they played the Gaston Dart Game. Before the sun went down she had been hot carled, Cleveland Steamered, Strawberry Shortcaked, Tonya Danzad, Donkey Punched, and don the Alligator Fuckhouse 3 times. She had scares that make-up wouldn't hide and her vagania was bleeding profusely, but at least the concusion would make her forget Sean before she said "I Do" to Tom.
by hiemlich schlonge March 8, 2010
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Carla: "That Mac and Cheese need something, girl."
Monica: Get's shredded cheese out of refrigerator and throws some on Mac and Cheese
Carla: "Now that is Gaston'd"
Monica: Get's shredded cheese out of refrigerator and throws some on Mac and Cheese
Carla: "Now that is Gaston'd"
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