gas station hot

An attractive unkempt male. They are found often times wearing basketball shorts, dirty jeans, wife beaters and other clothing of the sort. Usually seen in passing at gas stations, grocery stores, and other similar locations.

That guy is gas station hot. I wouldn't date him but I would let him fuck me.

by Morningstar6066 December 2, 2017

gas station gun

A firearm that is so poor in quality it might as well have been sold at a gas station. Typically found in stock at gun shops because nobody typically buys them, usually brands like Taurus, Hi-Point, Bersa, Stoeger, or SCCY.

Customer: Hey do you got any good guns for sale for a first time buyer?

Employee: Yea how much do you want to spend?

Customer: Well my budget is up to $350

Gun shop employee: alright let’s see what we have in our gas station gun cabinet.

by Cokeman234 August 22, 2021

Gas station weed

The type of shit to get you so high your eyes droop, your head explodes and your testosterone levels increase to the max

Victim:Don't never buy no weed from the gas station, bro. If the nigga ain't in your contacts, don't ever go to the gas station, bro. I went up there at 11 o'clock last night trynna get me some weed. Bro, I smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here and my other eye is still right here. Explain, bro. I gotta go look for this nigga bro, what the fuck did you sell me, bro? Look at me, bro, I'm hideous!!

Friend: Gas station weed!? nigga are you serious?

by MrKata November 13, 2022

gas station milkshake

The delicious and rich drink comprised of residual breast milk from the baby changing station in a gas station bathroom and a half-pint of ice cream. Scrumptious!

I only had $3 so I got a gas station milkshake. That shit slaps.

by BunNSleepBag July 12, 2020

Gas station sushi

The act of eating out or performing oral sex on a hooker while sitting on the toilet in a gas station bathroom.

So I heard you had some great gas station sushi last night.

by ruckster holbster February 12, 2013

Mexican Gas Station

When, after ejaculating inside of female cavity, the penis is allowed to soften a bit, and then used for urinating in said cavity. Most likely paired with saying "Filler Up Ma'am" In a Spanish accent.

Jim videotaped himself giving that girl a Mexican Gas Station.

by Five in tha Poo August 17, 2009

Gas Station Rule

When traveling to a gas station or store in a car, everyone gets their seat back when returning to the vehicle, if in the store for less than 20 minutes.

-Shotgun!

-no, you n00b! Gas station rule!

by bryan C. July 23, 2007