Garrison

A very intelligent young man, who somehow makes it impossible to have a boring day. I mean that in a bad way. He is constantly building you a wall of happiness, and tearing it down again, he manages to keep your affection by keeping the wall built over-night. He will drive crazy, and you don't even know why. You don't love him, he isn't the lovable type. He is the "I want you to abuse me, and use me" type of guy. His intellect is of his most attractive qualities. Sometimes you wonder if he even cares about you or not. It scares you, but what is he to you? Some guy you don't even know, and yet you are most happy when you are with him. He is cool, yet it's not his looks that make him cool. His persona is ONE of the most tantalizing things you have ever experienced from a person.. Most of the others are characters from some sort of book or movie. But Garrison is real, which puts him into second place on your list. But he is first when it comes to how close you actually are to the person in question. He has the subtlety that is required in all sexy personas, and he has the bluntness that is needed as well, he has timing, and he knows how to rip your heart out and sew it back up in a matter of minutes. The fact that he can control you like that scares you, but you also love it. You wonder if he is even doing it on purpose. You come back to the question does he care about you? Does he even notice you? You hope not.

God some people can be such idiots.. why would people take bullshit like that? I'd never date a man like that.. and I would never consider him in BED. I need a real man.. Someone like Garrison!

by TheGreatAndPowerfulRandomName December 30, 2012

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Garnish

an extremely unlikeable friend of a friend who you put up with to please your friend -

"Im trying to get with this chick - but her friends are the biggest FUCKING garnishes... so its not gonna work - her loss"

"Amanda is a garnish"

by A. GIV June 14, 2004

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Garrison

A sex god that can make women moan with erotic pleasure with his huge penis!! then he can make them happy and laugh right after he fucks the shit out of them.

Did you see that guy i had last night? he was a complete Garrison...

by theloverofthisguywhoistotallya October 20, 2008

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Garrison Taunt

The art of moving your hands in a circular motion beside your head.
Made from the most famous WWE wrestler Garrison Cade.

"Man did you see that wicked Garrison Taunt in his Titantron"

by Vince_McMahon August 15, 2005

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Garnished Lay-away

A garnished Lay-away is a term that describes the type of transaction where an employee is purchasing product from his or her store and has the amount for it taken out of their check, so they can take to product home/consume product before presenting payment.

The word garnished is pulled from the term "Garnished Wages" implying that money is being deducted from an employees check to pay for a debt. The term "lay-away" is exactly what you'd think. Picking up a product from a place of business and agreeing to pay for it later---- so literally picking up product from place of employment and agreeing to have the cost of the product deducted from one's paycheck.

-Z.S. Jan 14, 2021 22:47MST

"Hey I can't afford this today, so can we do a Garnished Lay-away for it?"

"How'd you get that, you said you don't have money!" "I got it on a Garnished Lay-away at work"

by ZShep January 14, 2021

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