Gargoyle

A person who is constantly on their phone or mobile devices and so are no fun to talk to.

Popularized by Neal Stephenson's Snow Crash.

Dude, good luck trying to hit on that girl at the club, she is such a gargoyle.

"Gargoyles are no fun to talk to. They never finish a sentence. They are adrift in a laser-drawn world, scanning retinas in all directions . . . You think they’re talking to you, but they’re actually poring over the credit record of some stranger on the other side of the room."

by TheBigSmooth25 December 30, 2021

gargoyle

a gargoyle is a stone carving, normally described as a grotesque human form, which was beleived to scare away evil spirits.

gargoyles are kewl

by crazy one June 29, 2004

gargoyling

The act of painting one's body silver, then at night turning on a light and commencing to jerk in front of a window. When people pass by they will see the image of a gargoyle.

When Justine walked by my window, she glanced over to see me gargoyling

by The Gargoyler March 19, 2009

Gargoyle

A military code name/jargon for an enemy combatant in an elevated guard post.

Assassin this is Knife, I got two Gargoyles in that North tower. Marking them with my PEQ 2 now.

by Ghost Dancer March 8, 2011

gargoyle

The act of a drunk girl perched on the bathroom sink urinating because the stalls are full.

Damn, full house...I guess I can gargoyle the sink!

by campuslive.com January 4, 2010

gargoyle

To vomit and shit simultaneously

My shit stank so bad, it made me gargoyle on the bathroom floor

by Beg September 19, 2005

Gargoyle

The act of urinating in ones mouth, usually as a celebration, initiation or hobby.

Can involve multiple Gargoyler's when there is a chain of urine streams to mouths.

Did you see how stoked Ben was last night? He got naked in front of everyone and did the Gargoyle!

by 5033bradley November 21, 2011