Gannon

He is ugly . A player . A red head . He had no balls . He Sucks dick. He is a lier

Gannon do you have a girlfriend ? Him no

His girlfriend calls . So we don’t date now .

by You won’t known February 3, 2019

Gannon

Gannon is a stupid gay fucker. He is gay af and has the smallest dick ever.

"Who's that dude?"

" that's Gannon. He is gay af."

by Stvears22789 May 28, 2019

Gannon

Simp

Dude look that kid is a Gannon

by sdfghjklk September 1, 2020

Gannon

Cool strimmer with a tiny bladder and a shrimp for the bois.

Don't be such a Gannon, you can hold it homie.

by jayplaysok September 19, 2022

Gannon

He is a very sexy beast. That third nipple makes people act up. You just want him to lactate all over you with his luscious man-tits. The most wild muthafuckah you’ll ever meet and of given the chance will fuck the shit out of you. His brain needs to be studied.

Person 1: Did you see that Gannon just blew up a condom like a balloon and is sword fighting right now?
Person 2: Dope shit lemme go join him!

by Qwertyuiop1837282 September 23, 2023

Gannon

Gannon is a guy with a large stomach, often eating all your snacks. He's charismatic and charming but so is his double chin. He's a great friend to have and generally funny.

"Yo that guy is so Gannon"

by Killian Grant June 1, 2025

[Gannon]

Unusually amazing individual who could be a lady killer if he knew where to find kick-ass ladyz.

Wow, look at that guy hitting on Gwyneth Paltrow! He's such a Gannon!

by British Swingmaster January 13, 2009