Gannonized

1)To subject the public record of an individual to close and unremitting internet scrutiny to uncover unethical or illegal behavior.
2)When cyberspace reporters scoop mainstream media.

SusanG initiated in the kossospherean investigation of the public record of a White House-credentialed reporter and found that "Jeff Gannon" was "James D. Guckert", a treasonous fake reporter who helped expose an undercover CIA agent while getting White House press credentials with a fake name to lob softballs at Bush and McClellan, registered website names dealing with gay prostitution while writing stories advancing the Right's anti-gay agenda, and when he cowardly quit, purged all his stories from the sites in which they lived.

He claimed to be a reporter, but was quickly gannonized and found to be a fraud.
Wolf Blitzer was left stammering becaused he had been gannonized.

by Daily Kos Reader February 10, 2005

Gannonize

DEFINITION: To subject the public record of an individual to close and unremitting Internet scrutiny to uncover unethical or illegal behavior.

BACKGROUND: 2005 Blog investigation of phony White House reporter "Jeff Gannon" led to his resignation

Guckert was Gannonized into oblivion.

by ANKOSS February 10, 2005

Gannonized

A person who was influenced by Ganondorf, the main antagonist of the legend of zelda series. The person is acting, talking, and dressed like ganondorf.

Dude, you're gannonized.
I was gannoized yesterday after playing zelda

by gaycheeks November 27, 2011

gannon

1) a person who has very strong hobbit traits. usually found in little caves and caverns in the craig, co area.

2) a person who has an enlarged buttocks area. commonly reffered to them as a J-Lo or ghetto ass.

3) a person who lives by: mud, slingin and tires. but knows nothin about either.

1) hey u look like a gannon.

2) that must be a gannon hobbit.

3) dang check out that fine chicky gannon. thats one fine ass.

by outlawknox February 4, 2010

Arcade Gannon

One of the best characters from Fallout New Vegas. Voiced by Zachary Levi, the guy from Tangled. Arcade is tall, blonde, super smart and super sarcastic. His middle name is Israel, after his father.

■"The Strip's not a bad place if you love terrible things and people."-Arcade Gannon
■"Don't mind me. I'm just voicing my thoughts so they don't burrow out of my skull in a fit of abject despondency."-Arcade Gannon

by newvegas February 9, 2012

Gannon banned

adjective: to have misspelled the Legend of Zelda's character Ganon's name with 2 n's.

Person 1: Dude, you misspelled Ganon's name with two n's.
Person 2: Oh, I wasn't sure.
Person 1: Lol, n00b. You just got Gannon banned.

by foxy_grandpa February 20, 2009

Gannon (v.)

To ask easy questions under false pretenses for partisan reasons (synonymous with "shill").

Inspired by "Jeff Gannon", the phony White House "reporter") who was recently revealed to be a fraud.

We were gannoned this afternoon, so it was no big deal.

by Vlad the Impaler February 25, 2005