wangboozle

trying to con, cheat, scam, screw, sex up, beat up, ect

man you are alaways trying to wangboozle me out of money!

hey lets wangboozle that guy because hes a bitch!

dam i would love to wangboozle that girl !

i paid for one cheeseburger and i got two, man i really wangboozled them.

by john schauer January 3, 2007

Gongoozler

A carnivorous being that dwells in any type of watering hole (or pool) with the appearance of a mermaid. It will toy with its prey for hours until it feels ready to strike. Before it attacks it lets out a haunting cry that many fear.

M: "My biggest problem with, night and deep ends in general, is that, I see like a shadow...(points)"

E: "It's the shadow of the gongoozler!"

by Splarcie October 11, 2020

gaboozle

A whole f*cking bunch!

I love you gaboozles!

by Okspencer72 December 28, 2019

Gongoozler

A rabid Unus who lurks in the depths of pools. It waits until an Annus has entered its pool in the dead of night and attacks its toes.

"I happen to have heard the Gongoozler many a night. If you ever hear the Gongoozler's call, you know that death is coming...."

by Anichka October 11, 2020

gagoozled

Being screwed over or having too much to do in too little time.

After thinking I had a easy day today my boss gagoozled me.

by S2112 July 20, 2014

Gongoozler

A person who idly watches the labours of others while declining to offer assistance or becoming involved. Traditionally a term used by canal bargees when referring to onlookers found clustering around locks and moorings where barges have to stop and the crew engage in sometimes hard physical activity to make progress.

"Don't stuff up at Five Rise Locks or you'll get a cheer from the gongoozlers"

by Gwiwer September 22, 2011

Gongoozler

The Gongoozler is an ancient beast from below the waves that can only be found at night. It's tail is thought to be an ancient relic. They say that to see the Gongoozler you must be blinded so that you may see again. If the Gongoozler tries to approach you, just kick it. Finally, they say if you hear the Gongoozlers call, it means death is coming.

Mark: What the hell was that?
The Gongoozler: G O N G O O Z L E R

by The Gongoozler's brother Dave October 11, 2020