When a person is about to cum inside their significant other and they whisper in their ear " a wizard is neither late nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means too. And the couple simultaneously orgasm together.
by Fehtal March 15, 2021
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A not-so-common distortion of the word "Condom", a distortion which originates in Russian slang. However, this word has nothing to do with condoms, for it simply describes a stupid person, or one who is inclined to act stupidly.
This word, just like Blatt, becomes increasingly popular in Hebrew slang, due to the last waves of Russian immigration to Israel in recent years.
A not-so-common distortion of the word "Condom", a distortion which originates in Russian slang. However, this word has nothing to do with condoms, for it simply describes a stupid person, or one who is inclined to act stupidly.
This word, just like Blatt, becomes increasingly popular in Hebrew slang, due to the last waves of Russian immigration to Israel in recent years.
by Sagiv August 24, 2005
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1. The act of getting hammered on a fun night out with the ladies, when everyone else is only having a few sociable drinks.
(The Gandolfer will include making a fool of themselves, relying on others to stand, finishing everyones drinks, puking, going home with randoms/inviting randoms to their friends' houses, getting rowdy, puking anywhere, and perhaps keeping everyone up in the night.)
2. Someone who is a borderline alcoholic, and only hangs out with friends if they have booze and/or weed. Their lives tend to revolve around these substances.
(The Gandolfer will include making a fool of themselves, relying on others to stand, finishing everyones drinks, puking, going home with randoms/inviting randoms to their friends' houses, getting rowdy, puking anywhere, and perhaps keeping everyone up in the night.)
2. Someone who is a borderline alcoholic, and only hangs out with friends if they have booze and/or weed. Their lives tend to revolve around these substances.
1. "ooohh looks like crystal is pulling a huge gandolf tonight, ughhhh"
2. "Miranda is such a gandolf, she needs to go to aa soon."
2. "Miranda is such a gandolf, she needs to go to aa soon."
by paporsha February 27, 2009
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alternate spellings; ghando, gaando
lit. meaning; a guy that searches for ass
mean; homosexual, fag. can also be said by a person of gujarati decent (in this case it would simply mean stupid).
alternate spellings; ghando, gaando
lit. meaning; a guy that searches for ass
mean; homosexual, fag. can also be said by a person of gujarati decent (in this case it would simply mean stupid).
by mr x December 23, 2004
Get the gando mug.Urdu/Hindi/Punjabi word. Derogatory. Refers to a male who is not necessarily gay (openly or still in the closet), but either behaves like a stereotypically gay person (effeminate, for example) or has a reputation of being bummed (moreso than bumming other males) in the shitbox/shitter. Various localised variations including G-Boy, G-Towner, Gaand-yaava.
Me: Are you a Gandoo?
Most males working in the media: Yes. Do you want to bumm me?
Me: No thank you. I prefer burying my beef bayonet in a lady's fanjita.
Most males working in the media: Yes. Do you want to bumm me?
Me: No thank you. I prefer burying my beef bayonet in a lady's fanjita.
by mojo7676 January 22, 2022
Get the Gandoo mug.Its a slang used extensively in IIT Bombay college. When you are both "gandu" and "farooq" you are gandooq !
by Vinaywin April 3, 2008
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