Galoon

A galoon is a gallon of the cheapest wine which means it is usually made from the residue of other wine pressings.

On the weekends we boys in the navy got drunk on a galoon of pink wine each cause it was cheap and fun to say - let's get ourselves a galoooooon of wine!

by beansforbreakfast July 28, 2019

Bakers Gallon

A term to describe consuming 160oz of beer. If you are drinking 32oz beers, the 5th one would make a bakers gallon.

After Boaz drank a bakers gallon of beer, he got another lap dance.

by Bernard Bangwanger November 6, 2004

five gallon fart

When you realize you realize you only had to fart after sitting down to take a shit but you flush the toilet anyways

Joe: I pulled off another classic five gallon fart at Gina’s house yesterday

John: Seriously!? There’s a drought going on in California and you’re out here wasting all that water on flatulence?!

by chunky tinkler May 28, 2021

Whore's gallon

The exact amount of cum needed to overload a woman's throat, mouth, and nasal capacity causing cum to spray out from her mouth or nose

I haven't nutted in 2 weeks. I'm going to give my girl a whore's gallon

by J0hnfrum September 6, 2018

Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish

Another way to call someone a waste of oxygen.

Jogn: Bro Ezra you're such a Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish
Ezra: Stfu Jergens Ultra Healing Hand and Body Lotion, Dry Skin Moisturizer with Vitamins C, E, and B5

by TheHolySampleText March 23, 2022

Galdone

A person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment. A person of borderline intelligence in a former classification of mental retardation, having an intelligence

This guy is a true Galdone spending all his money on stupid stuff. Look at that Galdone falling on the ice.

by Scalapini September 30, 2009

Galonk

Something to say when you don't know what to say, in a negative sense. The anti-supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

First heard in 'Seinfeld' as the third of three noises recorded by the tape recorded in George's briefcase.

Popularized in its current usage by DeeNogger.

I can't believe you goosed my little sister, man. That's totally... I don't even know where to start. Galonk.

by Kishimi March 31, 2009