Gaff

A british slang word meaning house/sesh.

Hey anything on tonight?

Yeah there's a mad gaff on down the street

by BigZaddyWolf June 27, 2019

gaffes

Something Joe Biden does I think? Wait what was I saying? . No wonder, it don’t make sense and it’s not on UrbanDictionary

Gaffes - Turn on your tv tonight wait wait I mean your record player tape.. I was thinking in my head... horse face pony butt! What I’m trying to say... wait what

by DjSniper_ June 13, 2020

gaff

1. A mistake
2. Place of abode

1. "Anyway, he just tells his mum he just tripped up while his pants were round his ankles and just happened to fall on to the dog with his erect penis."

"What a gaff!"

2. "What you doin' you dirty little smack-head, comin' in my gaff, tootin' your gear? I'm gunna bust you up."

by The Strut October 01, 2004

gaff

Guyanese word for " to have a conversation".

We were gaffing just the other day about it.

by dearlandofguyana October 10, 2012

gaff

A tobacco cigarette, usually of the roll-up variety.

An abbreviation of "gaffer".

You coming out for a gaff?

by The Greek 88 October 28, 2010

gaff

a long pole usually made out of bamboo or aluminum with a hook on the end. it is stuck into large fishes in order to bring them onto a fishing boat.

he gaffed the tuna in the head.

i need a gaff here.

by someone who knows the real definition of gaff June 26, 2006

GAFF

Acronym of the infamous web site Godawful Fan Fiction and its associated message board, dedicated to finding, discussing, eviscerating and laughing at the worst examples of fan fiction available on the internet.

Hey, the author of that Orlando Bloom/George Bush/Harry Knowles bukkake story just got ripped a new one on GAFF and she's posted a huge rant to defend it.

by BV January 14, 2004