Jim Gaffigan

A great comedian, who has some great jokes.

Did you watch the Jim Gaffigan special last night?

by Ryan WWRGSWW February 5, 2006

Garfeldi

Definition A)
A differnt countries attempt to have a Garfield

Definiton B)
Oh god oh fuck Garfeldi is at my door subscribe to Saltydkdan OH GO-

Mom can we have Gafield at home?
No son we have Garfeldi

by Zeymatis October 19, 2021

Reverse Jim Gaffigan

Selling individually wrapped hot pockets as street vendor. To sell or to be sold an individual hot pocket not cooked in a dirty microwave. A hot pocket sold by a lawless grifter.

“Did you teach some advanced grifting techniques... The Reverse Jim Gaffigan?”

-Community Tv show

by Hdhcyffufdcud April 4, 2020

gaffer

BRITISH
informal
a person in charge of others; a boss.

"street cleaners stopping for a smoke when their gaffer isn't in the vicinity"

by karientoch March 18, 2019

The Gaffer

British Slang for Football Manager

1. The Gaffer wants us to pick the tempo up in the second half.

2. Ask The Gaffer if you can play up front.

by humbdalas November 5, 2009

Gaff Off

To blatantly ignore orders from a superior. Most often used by U.S. Marines (typically NCO's and SNCO's) to describe what younger Marines are doing when should be working. First used by a crusty old devil dog in the early 1900's by the name of Clifton Bledsoe Gates. Gates would later become the 19th Commandant of the Marine Corps.

Listen you shitbirds, get off your asses and quit gaffing me off!!!

But Staff Sergeant, I would never gaff off your orders?!?!

by Gunner Brad May 12, 2010

chippy gaff

A filthy household which is fuelled by drink, drugs and deep house music.

"You coming back to Jacks chippy gaff after parklife?"

"Yeah mate, can't wait for some balloons and Jamie Jones".

by Chippy_Guy April 22, 2016