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Gaara is from naruto.
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Gaff Gafgarion, also known as Goffard Gaffgarion, is a mercenary from Final Fantasy Tactics who is hired by Dycedarg Beoulve and Cardinal Delacroix. He is a Fell Knight, possessing two powerful sword skills.
Gafgarion is hired by Dycedarg Beoulve to get rid of Princess Ovelia, who is in the way of Duke Larg's ascension to Regent of Ivalice in the name of Prince Orinus, who he plans to have coroneted. Gafgarion accepts a mission from Agrias Oaks to protect Ovelia so that he can get close enough to do his job. He travels to Orbonne Monastery with his team, including Ramza Beoulve, Dycedarg's younger brother who knows nothing of the plot. The monastery is attacked by several Order of the Northern Sky knights dressed as Order of the Southern Sky knights, and following the plan, Gafgarion stages a counter-attack on them. During the attack, Delita Heiral slips in a back door and kidnaps the princess.
Agrias is too slow to prevent Delita's escape, and Gafgarion and Agrias lead a pursuit team after him. They are attacked by a group of mercenaries hired by Folmarv Tengille, but with the combined swordsmanship skills of Agrias and Gafgarion, the team easily wins and catches up to Delita at Zeirchele Falls where he has encountered a group of Northern Sky knights. Gafgarion reveals his true mission and attempts to kill Ovelia, but Delita is actually on the side of the Southern Sky, and therefore takes action to protect her. Ramza remains loyal to Ovelia and Agrias, and counterattacks Gafgarion, forcing him to retreat as Delita dispatches the Northern Sky.
Dycedarg, however, is unwilling to give up. He has secretly entered into an agreement with Cardinal Delacroix to get Ovelia, and sends Gafgarion to help Delacroix. At Delacroix's stronghold of Lionel Castle, Gafgarion finds that Ovelia has been captured, but that Delacroix wants a Zodiac Stone that has fallen into Ramza's possession. After fellow accomplice Ludovich Baert fails to retrieve it, Delacroix kills him and arranges for Gafgarion to create a trap: He will pretend to execute an Ovelia-decoy to lure Ramza to Golgollada Gallows and several Lionel guards will then join him in an ambush.
Everything goes as planned until the trap is actually sprung. Despite being outnumbered, Ramza, Agrias, and Mustadio Bunansa, the original keeper of the Taurus Stone, fight back and defeat the Lionel guards. Gafgarion, growing weak, is forced to retreat back to Lionel, but readies a second ambush. As Ramza's forces arrive at Lionel, he attempts to scale the wall to open the gate for his men. Gafgarion appears and gives the signal: several Lionel guards including summoners emerge from hiding to attack Ramza's men, while Gafgarion challenges Ramza to a duel. Gafgarion keeps Ramza in a tight situation with his Shadowblade, but Ramza ultimately prevails, killing Gafgarion.
Gafgarion is hired by Dycedarg Beoulve to get rid of Princess Ovelia, who is in the way of Duke Larg's ascension to Regent of Ivalice in the name of Prince Orinus, who he plans to have coroneted. Gafgarion accepts a mission from Agrias Oaks to protect Ovelia so that he can get close enough to do his job. He travels to Orbonne Monastery with his team, including Ramza Beoulve, Dycedarg's younger brother who knows nothing of the plot. The monastery is attacked by several Order of the Northern Sky knights dressed as Order of the Southern Sky knights, and following the plan, Gafgarion stages a counter-attack on them. During the attack, Delita Heiral slips in a back door and kidnaps the princess.
Agrias is too slow to prevent Delita's escape, and Gafgarion and Agrias lead a pursuit team after him. They are attacked by a group of mercenaries hired by Folmarv Tengille, but with the combined swordsmanship skills of Agrias and Gafgarion, the team easily wins and catches up to Delita at Zeirchele Falls where he has encountered a group of Northern Sky knights. Gafgarion reveals his true mission and attempts to kill Ovelia, but Delita is actually on the side of the Southern Sky, and therefore takes action to protect her. Ramza remains loyal to Ovelia and Agrias, and counterattacks Gafgarion, forcing him to retreat as Delita dispatches the Northern Sky.
Dycedarg, however, is unwilling to give up. He has secretly entered into an agreement with Cardinal Delacroix to get Ovelia, and sends Gafgarion to help Delacroix. At Delacroix's stronghold of Lionel Castle, Gafgarion finds that Ovelia has been captured, but that Delacroix wants a Zodiac Stone that has fallen into Ramza's possession. After fellow accomplice Ludovich Baert fails to retrieve it, Delacroix kills him and arranges for Gafgarion to create a trap: He will pretend to execute an Ovelia-decoy to lure Ramza to Golgollada Gallows and several Lionel guards will then join him in an ambush.
Everything goes as planned until the trap is actually sprung. Despite being outnumbered, Ramza, Agrias, and Mustadio Bunansa, the original keeper of the Taurus Stone, fight back and defeat the Lionel guards. Gafgarion, growing weak, is forced to retreat back to Lionel, but readies a second ambush. As Ramza's forces arrive at Lionel, he attempts to scale the wall to open the gate for his men. Gafgarion appears and gives the signal: several Lionel guards including summoners emerge from hiding to attack Ramza's men, while Gafgarion challenges Ramza to a duel. Gafgarion keeps Ramza in a tight situation with his Shadowblade, but Ramza ultimately prevails, killing Gafgarion.
-Gafgarion Quotes-
"Unless you make it to the top you're just going to get used, so you're better off dead!"
"Betraying you? C'mon, this is business!"
"I'm being more than kind to the guard captains here. Besides, we're mercenaries hired by the Hokuten. I'm not obliged to show respect to you."
"Unless you make it to the top you're just going to get used, so you're better off dead!"
"Betraying you? C'mon, this is business!"
"I'm being more than kind to the guard captains here. Besides, we're mercenaries hired by the Hokuten. I'm not obliged to show respect to you."
by WesDean December 15, 2008
Get the Gafgarion mug.A condition that affects a person where the only person they are capable of loving, is himself/herself. Someone who has Gaara Syndrome is often called a Gaarasist. Not to be confused with narcissism and/or narcissist.
Eugene: Fuck you too! (hangs up cellphone)
Jerry: What's with you?
Herman: My fiancee just dumped me! She's going for some douchebag with a Mustang and a Ph.D!
Mark: Ow man, that's harsh!
Herman: You know what, forget love! Nobody seems to want to love me like they should, so I'll go love myself! Apparently I'm the only person I can trust in a relationship! (walks away)
(Three Weeks Later)
Doctor: So what seems to be the problem?
Eugene's Brother: It's not me, it's my brother, he refuses to even consider dating girls anymore.
Doctor: Why, is he gay?
Eugene's Brother: No, he says that he refuses to love anyone but himself.
Doctor: Another case of Gaara Syndrome! That's the fifth time this week! (looks around for the patient) Why isn't the patient here?
Eugene's Brother: Apparently you're the guy who whooed his fiancee, and I don't think that murder would help him get over his condition.
Doctor: Ah! That Eugene!
Jerry: What's with you?
Herman: My fiancee just dumped me! She's going for some douchebag with a Mustang and a Ph.D!
Mark: Ow man, that's harsh!
Herman: You know what, forget love! Nobody seems to want to love me like they should, so I'll go love myself! Apparently I'm the only person I can trust in a relationship! (walks away)
(Three Weeks Later)
Doctor: So what seems to be the problem?
Eugene's Brother: It's not me, it's my brother, he refuses to even consider dating girls anymore.
Doctor: Why, is he gay?
Eugene's Brother: No, he says that he refuses to love anyone but himself.
Doctor: Another case of Gaara Syndrome! That's the fifth time this week! (looks around for the patient) Why isn't the patient here?
Eugene's Brother: Apparently you're the guy who whooed his fiancee, and I don't think that murder would help him get over his condition.
Doctor: Ah! That Eugene!
by BaconFTW!!! November 14, 2010
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Get the gatar mug.Possibly one of the most kick-ass characters from Naruto. He starts off evil and killing everyone without giving it a second thoguht. He is the Jinchuriki of the one tailed demon Shukaku. A Jinchuriki is the host of the demon (Naruto is also a Jinchuriki). While fighting Naruto, Gaara realizes his mistakes and accepts his teammates as being his siblings. In Shippuden, he is Kazekage and does not kill anymore unless for a good reason, like someone attacked his friends or village. He gave his life to protect his village (although he was brought back to life). Personally, I think he's amazing and one of the most dynamic characters in the manga/anime. (Dynamic meaning he undergoes a noticeable personality change). He also has many fangirls because he's just so freakin awesome.
AKA "Gaara of the Sand"
AKA "Gaara of the Sand"
"To them I'm simply an object from the past that they wish will disappear Then why do I exist? Why am I alive? When I thought about this I could find no answer. But as you live you need a reason otherwise it's the same as being dead, I then came to this conclusion I exist to kill every human besides myself. Fighting only for yourself living while only loving yourself If you think that everybody else simply exist to allow you to experience that feeling nothing is better then that world. As long as there are people in this world for me to kill and continue to feel that joy of living my existence will not vanish.”
-Subaku no Gaara
-Subaku no Gaara
by FacePunch April 7, 2012
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Hes pretty hardcore because he controls sand and has a wicked tattoo on his head. Gaara likes to walk in the beach, destroying kids sand castles, just to build a giant mansion of sand to brag about it.
Hes pretty hardcore because he controls sand and has a wicked tattoo on his head. Gaara likes to walk in the beach, destroying kids sand castles, just to build a giant mansion of sand to brag about it.
A day with Gaara:
Kid: Hey! Look at my sand castle!
*Gaara kicks it*
Kid: Hey man wtf!
Gaara: I love to kill things.
Kid: Emo bitch! No one loves you! Kill yourself! I hate you! I HATE YOU!!!
Gaara: What... did... YOU SAY??????????
AAHHRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHYTTHT!!
*gaara goes gaga*
Kid: HOLY SHIT!
Gaara: YOU DONT LIKE ME??? ARRGG! THE PAIN!!! DIE!!!!!
*gaara kills the kid by snapping every bone of him with his sand. Them he makes the body explode, leading to a bloody mess: gibs all over. Them he picks the kids heart, and smashes it with his hand, with blood and blue veins coming from all sides The carnage is unbelievable*
Gaara: I feel better :)
And thats a day in Gaara's life.
Kid: Hey! Look at my sand castle!
*Gaara kicks it*
Kid: Hey man wtf!
Gaara: I love to kill things.
Kid: Emo bitch! No one loves you! Kill yourself! I hate you! I HATE YOU!!!
Gaara: What... did... YOU SAY??????????
AAHHRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHYTTHT!!
*gaara goes gaga*
Kid: HOLY SHIT!
Gaara: YOU DONT LIKE ME??? ARRGG! THE PAIN!!! DIE!!!!!
*gaara kills the kid by snapping every bone of him with his sand. Them he makes the body explode, leading to a bloody mess: gibs all over. Them he picks the kids heart, and smashes it with his hand, with blood and blue veins coming from all sides The carnage is unbelievable*
Gaara: I feel better :)
And thats a day in Gaara's life.
by Chullage February 4, 2009
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