granny gumjobs

Recieving a blowjob from an elderly woman who has no teeth.

Also referred to as a no denture adventure.

Dude last night I got granny gumjobs

by darkingofdeath January 15, 2015

Grammy Gum Job

When your granny takes out er TEETH! (dentures) and gives a young man with a cock a blow job. AKA grammy gum job.

old lady walks into my room and she gets horny and pulls her dentures out and un-zipz my pants and starts deep throatin' and swallowing my cum. boys and girls, that's what a GRAMMY GUM JOB is!

by JR. MCLOVIN' June 10, 2010

Gymjobby

A jobby is Scottish for taking a shit.
Gym jobby, is the sudden and dramatic onset of the urge to evacuate the bowel during or post exercise. It's usually outside of your normal shitting routine and down to a combination of diet and literally busting your ass at the gym.

Where did Jim go? He's mean to be spotting me on the weight bench!

He ran to the toilet pretty quick, I think he needed a gymjobby!

by Donreevie May 3, 2018

gutjob

When a woman is being DPed by a penis and a hand, and the hand is masturbating the penis, that's a gutjob. Note that you need to use the 2-hole DP, not the 1-hole.

I was fucking Shelley in the ass, and her friend Carla had her hand in Shelly's pussy, jacking me off. The madam said a gutjob would be incredibly expensive, and she was right.

by madmax666 March 7, 2010

GutJob

When reviving a blowjob, and right after you finish.. The woman pukes on your cock and all over

"Yeah she gave me a gutjob, ruined the mood. Took forever to clean up"

by Pieman23230 June 7, 2018

:gudjobhomie:

Basically a cooler way to send a thumbs up.

Sarv: "I am currently right outside my burning home, and witnessing almost everything I've ever owned be incinerated."

Jellow: ":gudjobhomie:"

by JellowTaco July 18, 2022