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Gumjoy is a pleasurable act.
Break down the word.

GUM- Gums (no teeth)
JOY- Pleasure
Gumjoy is when a young ATTRACTIVE female puts her mouth on a guy's cock and sucks repeatedly until the guy reaches orgasm without using teeth. Gumjoy is different in regards to a blowjob giving Gumjoy is a pleasurable for both parties involved and not seen as a chore.

Young attractive women please pay attention to the whole penis, not just the head. Ensure you swirl your tongue around the tip whilst pumping his shaft with a closed palm. Lovingly massage his balls and always attempt to deep throat.

Also make sure to change the speed of your cock sucking. Make sure you show your lover that your sole purpose in life is for your man to come in your mouth and it is your top priority in life.

Always swallow with a smile
That bitch gave me the best gumjoy ever.
Gumjoy by gumjoyman October 5, 2009
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A cool man who has a lot of babes
Gurjoyt has all the gorls
gurjoyt by anonymous May 23, 2021
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When you get your cock sucked by someone without any teeth. Through a gumjob, the person will attempt to munch on the head of the cock with their gums.
This person may have a)removed their teeth through dentures b)been a prostitute that has sold his/her teeth for drug money on the black market c)been a crack whore who has purposely chipped out his/her teeth in order to give a gumjob because it gives them pleasure.
"This mah-fuckin' crack whore gave me the best gumjob ever. That toothless bitch gnawed on my cock for hours!"
gumjob by Bossplaya February 16, 2005
A guy who has no teeth and likes giving gumjobs ( blowjobs by guys with no teeth). Usually a gumjoe is over 55/60 yrs of age.
Hey man did you go over to that gloryhole and get sucked off by gumjoe ?
gumjoe by slssfw May 22, 2005
Gurjoyt is a holy man

granny gumjobs 

Recieving a blowjob from an elderly woman who has no teeth.

Also referred to as a no denture adventure.
Dude last night I got granny gumjobs
granny gumjobs by darkingofdeath January 15, 2015
Level 100 MADLAD, one of the few people who buys stuff before looking at the price tag. His father is an assassin. He is also very annoying and likes to say "niggerfaggot" a lot. However, Gurjyot never dogs the boys.
Person 1: hey did you see that guy who bought a switch?

Person 2: yeah that's just Gurjyot proving a point...

definition of gurjoyt: babes
gurjoyt by babes2.415 November 17, 2021
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