grilling the salmon

1. Something you say you've done that sounds vaguely sexual enough to impress people. If asked how to grill the salmon, make something up.

2. The act of heating salmon over fire until it is cooked.

"I tossed her salad last night"
"Oh that's nothing. I was just grilling the salmon this morning"

Never have I ever grilled the salmon

grilling the salmon by Jewish Grandma August 25, 2010

Grilling Session 

The act of throwing meat or other edible products onto a BBQ so as to provide a delicious meal for your guests.

Bash: Yo! Were you at Omar's grilling session last night?

Fadi: Ya bro, that steak was off the chain!

Grilling Session by BASHDADDY July 17, 2009

Grilling Lettuce 

Grilling Lettuce is used to communicate the smoking of marijuana in a low-key manner.

Dude: "yo man! What ya doin after work?"
Man: "Oh you know, grilling lettuce."
*Epic fist bump ensues*

Grilling Lettuce by El Monsoon November 12, 2016

Grilling the bacon on both sides 

Something so perverse, so unutterably horrible, that it cannot be referred to except obliquely

"See that man? Over there? Someone caught him grilling the bacon on both sides."

Grilling the bacon on both sides by gruntyphish August 5, 2009

Grilling the Chicken 

Another word for "Giving Head" or a "Blowjob" commonly used by high school sudents in the Midwest region.

Did you get caught grilling the chicken with Adam last night!? You're really freaky!

Grilling the Chicken by Fishynemo000 November 17, 2011

grilling face

to eat something with voracious speed and tenacity; to do something particularly well

You are grilling face on those buffalo wings!

grilling face by Gunner Smith January 3, 2008

grilling up 

cooking up a mixture of amonia, bi-carb and cocaine to make crack.

Boyzee do you mind grilling this up son, and i will give you a lash.

grilling up by sandro leone June 6, 2003