Unfortunate Victim:
"Hey man, you got a bathroom? I got the green apple bandits and I can't hold em' back much longer."
Intelligent and Deceptive Toilet Owner:
"...No"
"Hey man, you got a bathroom? I got the green apple bandits and I can't hold em' back much longer."
Intelligent and Deceptive Toilet Owner:
"...No"
by Virtuoso Dave February 4, 2007

When a girl has clamidea and your eating her out, green liquid starts spewing out and you keep eating her out.
by Bad nibbas March 21, 2021

by t.h. June 11, 2006

Squirty shits that often result in eating an Apple before its ripe. Usually come on quickly and without warning. Causing the victim to make a run for the nearest crapper.
by its426 October 22, 2003

by Anonymous June 11, 2006

fun to drink, but will most likely make you throw up and regret it later. if it's really bad you won't be able to smell anything green apple without wanting to vomit until your hangover is over.
boy:dudee, i totally regret buying the bottle of green apple smirnoff
other boy: why
boy: i got so trashed and i puked, just the smell of green apple makes me sick now
other boy: why
boy: i got so trashed and i puked, just the smell of green apple makes me sick now
by pumpitLOUDER March 4, 2009

Green apple Gang members are people who are superior to every one. They only eat green apples and destroy red apples, which makes sense because red apples are disgusting. The red apple gang is known as their worst enemy. But the red apple gang sucks in general.
"GREEN APPLE GANG!!!"
"A Green apple a day keeps the doctor away"
*Smashes red apple* " it was a disappointment to the apple race anyway"
"A Green apple a day keeps the doctor away"
*Smashes red apple* " it was a disappointment to the apple race anyway"
by GREEN APPLE GANG March 7, 2019
