gooseneck

noun The failure to achieve full erection, despite full intention.

adj. to gooseneck: to abandon the act of "getting a hard-on" after instigating the act in which said hard on is key.

Due to his gooseneck, it was not the easiest penetration I've encountered./ The gooseneck is the condom's worst enemy./ I'm sorry darling. I have just goosenecked.

by Alpha Beta Cha Kappa September 17, 2010

Reverse Gooseneck

Not letting a man get a boner before sex,
so you put a flaccid penis into a woman's vagina,

then while it is in the vagina,

the man gets a boner so the woman feels it

getting harder and going up the whole time.

friend: So how was your rendezvous with him last night?
woman to friend: Excellent! We totally did the Reverse Gooseneck last night!
friend: is that fun?
Woman: Hell yeah! I felt it go up the whole time!

by Banana Hammock Brand October 13, 2009

Gooseneck bitch

That one long necked bitch that always be runnin her god damn mouth

Ex- Ms.JewTesticle was saying that I couldn’t read so I called her a gooseneck bitch

by JewFaggotTesticles69 May 29, 2019

Wring My Gooseneck

A colloquial way to reference an old fashioned tug job on a flaccid penis until it becomes engorged and busts a heavy cum rope.

Rachel’s going to wring my goose neck tonight. I can’t wait to get home. Gonna rope her up good. Muh ballz are full.

You mum said she would wring my gooseneck tonight as soon as you are asleep. Go to bed braaahhhhh!!!

by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018

Sloppy-Toppy gooseneck

Head is so satisfying that you honk like a goose and shit out your ass

Ashton gave me that sloppy-toppy gooseneck last night and I was honking all night.

by Ivaclit11 August 19, 2019

Goosenecking

When you have a loose or wide fly hole in your boxers and your dong slips out thus resembling a goose's neck popping out to say hi.

"Bro, I was in the changing rooms and I didn't realise but I was goosenecking so hard, like all the way down to my devil's figs"

by COVID-19 February 21, 2020

gooseneck

a really hairy pair of mouldy balls but a small dick. lots of people have these so girls,WATCH OUT.these also hurt in sex:)

"ewwww,craigs got a gooseneck"

by SpAsTiCbIrD March 7, 2019