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Goobs (noun)

A preworkout gummy that turns “I’ll go tomorrow” into “more weight”

The snack sized dose of energy you take when you want to feel locked in without dry-scooping mystery powder like a medieval peasant.

A small chewy object with an unfair amount of gym motivation inside.
Popped some Goobs, now my skittles are organized by color
Goobs by JimmyLola February 4, 2026
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Goobs Mcgee

Hey Jim, can't believe Elise just fell over, what a goobs mcgee!
Goobs Mcgee by YeTi900 July 26, 2010

floopy goober 

A floopy goober is a bitch ass nigga. This insult first appeared in the song "What the fuck right now" by Tyler the creator and ASAP Rocky
Yall niggas some floopy goobers
floopy goober by wayway June 23, 2016

Goober Dick 

A little Bitch Cunt named Esteban that works at Sonic in San Antonio. Who doesn't ever do shit because he's an intiteled mommys boy who thinks he's the shit but is just shit.
Joe: Hey man Adam's acting like a Goober Dick.

Mike: Yeah he seems like a bitch today
Goober Dick by John_465 August 19, 2016

Goober smack 

A person who is typically an obvious doofus or a dipshit, but are somehow unaware of it. A person who thinks that they are well liked or cool, but are very far from it.
Be quiet everyone, here comes goober smack. Just ignore him and he will go away.
Goober smack by Houston JC July 8, 2009

silly little goober 

My pet cat is a silly little goober

clunging gobshite 

when the streamer man gives bad advice
vincent told the chat member a load of clunging gobshite
clunging gobshite by binslop March 22, 2021