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glendale heights

Town surrounded by Glen Ellyn, Carol Stream, Addison, and Bloomingdale. Often referred to as a Ghetto, even though it's median income per household is $68,000. This is most likely because it isn't as rich as Glen Ellyn. There are no high schools so all of the middle schoolers are separated into different ones based on where they live. There are many pawn shops, checking advance, and laundromats in Glendale Heights. There is no downtown, most of the businesses are near the borders of Glen Ellyn or Bloomingdale.
If you want to do something fun, go out to eat, watch a movie, buy clothes, etc. get the hell out of Glendale Heights! But if you need a pay day advance or to pawn something you stole there are many locations.
by Jayyyyyy Deeeeeeeeeee July 29, 2007
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grendelicious

Monstrously good; sinfully delicious. A compound of "delicious" and "Grendel," from the poem "Beowulf."
These chocolates are grendelicious. I'd give my right arm for another!
by gibi September 30, 2009
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Glendale Screwjob

When somebody has earned high praise but award is accompanied with disrespect. The reward is given and then the recipient is spit on and then kicked in the balls by the person giving the award.
Chuck: Did you hear TCU is going to the Fiesta Bowl?

Brad: I know, but they are playing Boise St.

Chuck: Damn, what a Glendale Screwjob.
by 817chuck December 7, 2009
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Glendale Az

The seedy armpit suburb of Phoenix, the sprawled out metropolitan area of strip malls and people from Chicago and Minnesota.
I'm moving to Glendale az to die a lonely death
by Designs_by_alexander December 20, 2016
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glenelg high school

a high school in howard county. everyone acts like they aren’t rich as fuck but everyone is loaded. everyone is either a farmer, a lax player who thinks they’re the shit, a redneck from the suburbs, or just some random kid. girls have to learn how to get through high school with a dick boyfriend or not one at all. i feel bad for them. teachers suck more then the field hockey players.
maddy: woah he’s so hot!

sara: yeah, too bad he’s from glenelg high school.
by basicisok June 11, 2018
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glenelg

A rather boring place, in Scotland, often visited with those who have tendancies for a good spot of sheep shagging i.e. Eachann.

Half man half sheep Eachann roams the land on the look out for an unsuspecting sheep rear to penetrate.

Tourists should not visit here unless they want to be spontaniously jumped on by hormone raging sheep/sometimes goats.
Did you see that tourist getting raped by a sheep?! This must be Glenelg.
by LisaSays November 5, 2007
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Glendale

The real capital of Armenia.In Glendale seeing a mercedes is like seeing a rednck in Texas.Glendale has the worst traffic ever, thanks to old Armenian grandparents and moms and the world wide behind the wheel killers "THE AISANS" Glendale is a site to see...
Thank God i dont live in Glendale.
by Garen November 14, 2004
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