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art gcse 

In year 9 you'll unknowingly sign up thinking its a great idea then you'll scrape and struggle through year 10 then year 11 comes and you'd rather burn in a pit in hell than hold a pencil it will make you reconsider life no joke don't ever pick it unless your some sort of fucking Picasso
jamie : what lesson do you have next?
mya : torture
jamie : oh so you have art gcse
art gcse by toes38 January 13, 2020
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Biology paper 1 gcse 2018 

How shit the exam was
My biology paper 1 gcse 2018 was BULLSHIT

maths gcse 

if you fuck up this gcse you will fuck up your whole entire life and have absolutely no chance of a good future. if you are good at maths consider yourself blessed, i dont want to ever hear a single person say "ah bro i got a 7 and i wanted a 9" when there are people out here barely getting a grade 4.

i am currently writing this whilst raging at maths revision.
Abdi: "Bro failed his maths gcse, now hes gonna have to be flipping burgers at some 1 star hygiene rated local kebab shop."
maths gcse by chimpslayer60 November 6, 2022
The worst possible punishment inflictable upon humans, right up there with death by elephant and being skinned alive. Brits will understand.
Judge: I have found you guilty of 975 murders, so you will be subjected to a month of GCSEs.
Criminal: NO! Anything but that
GCSEs by Noxious fumes inhaler June 15, 2023

new gcses 

Evidence of how dimwitted the government is - that is the people who we're supposed to trust to run our country. They are essentially gcses but made harder for no good reason

Like when in real life would you have to work out some scientific equation but not have the necessary formulas accessible? (Science)
Who really cares about the deeper meanings of lines in shakespeare?(English Lit)
When in real life would someone ask you why there is a comma at this part of the sentence?(English Lang)
When in real life are you going to a country worth visiting where they don't speak english?(MFL)

This is the kind of rubbish the government thinks they are "preparing" us for.

What's worse is no one actually knows how this new system works and year 11s 2017 are the guinea pigs who will suffer from this madness.
Additionally, 2 years later your gcses count for nothing because once you've done your a levels that is all anyone cares about!

Yes we are expected to toil and sweat and experience major stress over 11 subjects that are mostly irrelevant to real life to receive results that become meaningless!!!
Government: Hey - in case you didn't think gcses were already hard and pointless enough we've created new gcses! We do this because we like two torment teenagers as if they're not struggling already with puberty and all.
And oh yeah just to make things more confusing we're gonna grade you with numbers now, not letters
new gcses by @naledi November 13, 2017
people who did/do go to the coolest school ever: Grace Church School. Known for their intelligence, coolness, hot girls, and pathetic guys.
"She's so smart, pretty, and popular. I wish I could be just like her.
gcser by i am cool May 6, 2005