garg is short for gargoyle he’s a creature from down in the ancient swamps of Jerusalem it usually is a man. he’s very short and has a half shaved beard and a hunched back . resembles a 8 year old child but has a mind of a 90 year old man. he’s usually plays guitar but he’s very bad at it. you’ll probably see him in a band but he’s very untalented and horrific. people named garg usually have lots of cuts and scabs on there hand it’s a symbol for being disgusting. he’s the worst person to walk this earth but he still a comedy show. people love to just laugh at him.
person 1 : laughs
garg: there just nervous
person 2 : everyone hates you garg
garg: cries to his mommy and daddy
child: mommy what’s that ugly creature
mom : it’s just garg beware
garg: there just nervous
person 2 : everyone hates you garg
garg: cries to his mommy and daddy
child: mommy what’s that ugly creature
mom : it’s just garg beware
by rattybrats February 18, 2020
by Isicmailar March 23, 2021
(v). to act really gay, to be very arrogant, to act like a douche
(n). someone that thinks they're the shit, someone that wears very tight clothing, someone who is overprotective of their girlfriend, someone who alienates all of his friends for his girlfriend
(n). someone that thinks they're the shit, someone that wears very tight clothing, someone who is overprotective of their girlfriend, someone who alienates all of his friends for his girlfriend
(v). "Please quiting garging, it makes people want to hate you."
(n). "Man, you're being a garg right now, you never do anything fun with the guys anymore."
(n). "Man, you're being a garg right now, you never do anything fun with the guys anymore."
by GSPJesus January 23, 2010
by But hole getting jizzy uh February 03, 2019
To leave work early after having accomplished nothing except for taking a two hour lunch. They are also known to sniff bicycle seats.
by FUStag January 30, 2008
by The Suyk March 17, 2010