A kick ass donkey with a huge ass dick and a lot a Matchable pubes. He's the guy that wrote the DNA for the frog that sat on the log. He's the thumb of Chuck Norris. He's every thong in your girlfriends pants. He's the drug you take to enlarge your penis.
A Gaige is a total hottie who is usually mysterious and cool. He doesn't talk much and is actually shy but looks intimidating. There's mostly positive things to say about a Gaige other than that they're brutally honest, which can result in someone getting mad.
A Gaige is a bad boy. He usually has a bunch of girlfiriends, and people look at him like a player. A Gaige is usually the hottest guy around, but is not athletic. Gaige's smoke weed and love to fuck every girl he can get his hands on. Although Gaige refuses to stay in a relationship, girls crawl at his feet as if he is a god.
''Oh my gosh!! Did you just see Gaige over there, ughhh. He makes me feel some type of way!''
''Did you know that Gaige just broke up with his gf the day after he fucked her?''
''I want to lose my virginity to a Gaige!!!''