Gaben Simp

A Gaben Simp is someone who wants to play games on Steam but doesn't actually own them, when they are free on Epic Games he refuses to grab it.

Look Harvey is being a Gaben Simp again, what a fucking loser lol.

by Epic Games user July 10, 2020

Lord Gaben

OUR LORD AND SAVIOR OF STEAM,VALVE,TEAM FORTRESS 2,PORTAL,COUNTER-STRIKE ETC

OH DEAR LORD PRAISE LORD GABEN

by future you May 1, 2015

Lord Gaben

God of Steam and Valve, Father of Half-Life and Creator of Gamers and Maker of Sales

Praise Lord Gaben!

by DelfEyriam July 26, 2017

Holly Gaben

The God of discounts

Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale Summer Sale

-Holly Gaben

by Megarboh March 26, 2017

gabenism

Gabenism is the belief that a man long ago created the Universe purely out of Steam. He created the Fortress, and the Earth. On Earth, Gaben spawned many creatures, but most importantly, Gordon and Alyx; They are the first humans on earth. They reproduced until the world was full of 7 billion people. We, as descendants of Gaben, must praise our lord, or face the horrible depths of Chell.

Not only do Gabenists believe in Gaben, they also believe in Garry. Garry is an evil being who lives in the deepest layer of Chell. Chell is where the souls who defy Gabengo after they die. If you do not defy Gaben, you go to the Fortress, The Fortress is where holy beings live after they die. The Fortress was guarded by the Mercenaries. You will be given all of the source games, and Steam Sales will be often. Gabenistsalso believe in Steam Sales. A Steam Sale is when Gaben is pleased with his descendants' work, and decides to release a bundle of happiness upon them. (Or in other words, a Steam Sale)

To worship Gaben, you must go to Steam often, buy his games, and never give intoGarry's evil doings.

Sinners will be banished to 720P 30FPS, and will never enjoy good exclusives.

Console guy: Consoles rock!
Gabenism follower: NO! YOU PEASANT. PC is the master race! Gaben is love, Gaben is life!

by Sundowner_Rising September 5, 2016

Gabe the Dog

A well known meme, who died on January 19th, 2017.

Gabe the Dog borked until 1/19/2017

by fenwantsthenamefen January 21, 2017

gabe the dog

A miniature American Eskimo dog that is featured in "bork remixes", featuring footage of Gabe mixed in with other content. Gabe died on 20th January 2017, announced on the official Facebook page for Gabe.

Sleep tight, pupper.

Person 1: Have you seen my new bork remix?

Person 2: Yeah! Gabe the dog is so cute.

by jamo03 February 20, 2017