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chav flappers

Little England flags that are attached to car windows when the England football team is making a brief guest appearance in the first couple of rounds of a major football tournament.
I didn't expect Barry to stick chav flappers on his BMW
by fatmarrow June 20, 2010
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fancy fapper

a fancy fapper a person who prefers a fancier way to get off such as reading erotic or fine and dandy porn
sir Richard is a fancy fapper and you can tell by the erotica he has lining his bookcase
by D.E.X January 14, 2018
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Fapper's Block

When you are unable to obtain and keep an erection while watching porn because the pornographic media gets boring, or it doesnt give that umph you need for your member to stand salute.

Fapper's block is the reason there are millions of pornographic genres, and millions more undiscovered...
John: Yo man, teen bukkake doesnt do it for me anymore, im getting fapper's block

Peter:Dude, try milf crackwhores

2 and a half minutes later

John:yo thanks man, you got rid of my fappers block
by Fishee October 16, 2010
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Fappergasted

stunned, flabbergasted by what you just fapped to.
wow i didnt know that would make me cum, but here we are. im fappergasted.
by EggbertHumpadink January 20, 2011
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flapper

The hipster of the 1920's. These women spoke up for what they believed in and dissed the status quo. They dressed how they liked, drank what they wanted, and avoided "mainstream."
by me123412341234 March 9, 2013
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Toilet fapper

A guy who faps and rap the same time while he is contispated. A toilet human musician.
Dude just now when I go to the toilet I heard the toilet fapper, he sounded so awesome!
by Potato-isig-slanger May 17, 2015
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Fad Fapper

A person who chooses the porn they watch, based upon the Top 10 most searched keywords.
Hes so used to being a fad fapper he cant help but watch Pokemon porn
by DeeSMACK July 13, 2016
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