fwank

fem wank

the pithiest way to describe female masturbation

1.
A: Hey babe, what'd you get up to today
B: Not a lot, mainly just watched Grey's Anatomy and had a fwank

2. She is a massive fwanker

3. Did you see Johnny Depp in that film last night, one for the fwank bank

by sweetc October 23, 2009

Fwank Weasel

A Combination of the English Grey Squirrel, and The Scottish Red Squirrel. Once intertwined, they become the Fwank Weasel, the most dangerous tree based mammal in the scottish borders region. It is particularly adept with light weapons.

The 5th preminition of socrates states: "The fwank weasel shall devour the earth, by assaulting the human race with the aid of light weapons".

by Jabba's Bawsack October 15, 2008

Fwanker

A short term for the words 'Fat Wanker'...

"Jonny you are such a fwanker!"

by Dante3000 January 9, 2004

fwank

a female's private part

I would appreciate a fwank that didn't smell nor taste bad.

by T-FALCO March 2, 2008

Fwank

A curse word made up by Dan Howell during a competitive game of Mario Kart

Fwank!

Fwank? Haha
I just made up a new word

by MyChemicalJacy June 2, 2017

Fwank

I know it's already on here but I don't this is right, my thinking of a Fwank is when you get a foot wank hence FWANK.
What do you guys think? Get back to me

I had the best Fwank last night and they said what's that? And I said she wanked me off with her feet and they said that's a Fwank

by gold cal June 13, 2021