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polite, er... less vulgar way of saying motherfucker
Futhermucking bon of a sitch!
by alternity April 10, 2003
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The act of calling someone a Motherfucker, but by switching the first letters of both words around (aka Spoonerism), that individual becomes stupified by what just happened and fails to reply with any sort of equally or greater comeback.
- "You're a fucking Fothermucker!"
- "Well you're a fucking................................fuck i hate you"
by willythefugeeo March 12, 2010
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A fothermucker has a serious design defect
Never play him for a sucker 'cause he earns respect
It's like a CD in your system that you can't eject
It's the hardstyle DJ that just wrecked your neck

A fothermucker has a serious design defect
Never play him for a sucker 'cause he earns respect
Like the best looking bitches keep your dick erect
I'm a wild fothermucker, motherfucker dig that!
Hey man, look at that DJ! He's a Wild Fothermucker!
by Johnny Rave March 15, 2008
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-You're a fothermucker!!!!
-Yeah? You're a Sock Cucker!!!!!
-Shaddup you Buck Futters!!!!!!!!
by EJL December 5, 2003
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futhermucker

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1) What certain people refer to President Bush as while in the presence of the elderly, in a classroom or professional setting, or in front of their Southern Baptist parents.

2) Something to say instead of "motherfucker" when one rips of one's toenail, is repeatedly stuck in one's testicles, or experiences similar levels of pain and agony in the above situations.
1) "That coke-sniffing futhermucker is going to get us all killed trying to get his oil."

2) "...Futhermucker!"
by Know It All March 30, 2004
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Usually a term used for assholes and/or fuckboys
Girl 1: hey what's wrong?

Girl 2: nothing, just went through a tuff break up.

Girl 1: Aw, what did that futhermucker shit face dick headed leach do?
by DoritosRlife May 23, 2016
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