Furton

A good fighter, usually raised by wolves in the wild with the instinct to knock peoples blocks off for pure enjoyment. A killer in every sense of the word.

OMG how did Reed get knocked out so fast? I think that kid he faught was a Furton.

by James b C September 30, 2006

Furdonkeyshnerda

A swift kick to the balls

If you dont shut up I'll give you a furdonkeyshnerda

by Jon brannn August 25, 2020

Fartox

Fartox is an insult that you call someone who farted

Person 1: eeeewwww do u smell that??
Person 2: yea it came from that fartox over there

by 💮💮💮 October 23, 2018

Fuktonium

Fuktonium is produced when corium combines with pro-nuclear bullshit, pro-nuclear horseshit and pro-nuclear batshit plus seawater. (Three kinds of shit that every nuclear facility has in abundance. A fourth is generally provided by academic institutions - chickenshit.) Fuktonium is the element at the center of PLUME GATE.

beach comber A. : Sayonara tidepools, Sayonara fishing industry...
beachcomber B.: It's the FUKTONIUM that's doing it.
beachcomber A .: Not a big mystery is it?

beachcomber B.: There is no mystery its FUKTONIUM

by shut'emdown. March 12, 2020

Fulton Montgomery Community College

A shitty college with a shitty parking lot located in the shithole of Johnstown, Ny. Most of the professors are past retirement age, disability accommodations are rarely taken seriously, and you‘ll discover brand new smells of body odor. If you want to experience mental breakdowns, worry lines, sudden weight gain, Fulton Montgomery Community College is the place for you! Oh and just about everyone you meet there is an absolute cunt. Only at FM!

I used to have faith in humanity then I went to Fulton Montgomery Community College

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 May 31, 2023

Friend Zone Fulton

The first and original guy to be friend zoned. This person has achieved such fame and glory at being friend zoned that he has automatically attained this position with every female in England despite not yet having met them!

"I will always be there for you"
"I'll look after you"
"friend zone Fulton"

by Skimsy January 1, 2015

Cat's Fur To Make Kitten's Britches

1. A U.S. Southern pun which means "Don't question me. Do what I say and use proper English."

Papa: Eat your food.

Eric: What fer?

Papa: Cat's fur to make kitten's britches. That's what fer!

by InfamousSulla July 2, 2010