Furto , A popular RS character. He has been described as the "Man Beast" of RS. He has been known to lure girls onto msn and have webcam conversations with them... He can be found in the bushes of Runescape with young girls , Beware of this person!
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A religion that accepts and was created for all Fortnite addicts. Once you have realized that Fortnite is more important than having a girlfriend, you will begin to qualify as a member of Fortology. The religion was founded in the year of 2017, the year when Fortnite began to gain its popularity. It is hard to estimate how many Fortologists there are in the United States. Women claim that nearly 90% of men have devoted their life to the newfound religion. Common sins against the religion include but are not limited to: Call of Duty, Player Unknown Battle Grounds, and having a girlfriend. There is much persecution against this religion by women, but strong activists such as Ninja have continued to give hope to all men across the world.
Guy 1: what are you doing this Sunday?
Guy 2: Its Fortnite Sunday, I am required to play on Sundays as a member of Fortology.
Guy 1: What is Fortology?
Guy 2: Its a religion dedicated to the many brave souls who have made Fortnite a priority over their girlfriends.
Guy 1: Where do I sign up???
Guy 2: Its Fortnite Sunday, I am required to play on Sundays as a member of Fortology.
Guy 1: What is Fortology?
Guy 2: Its a religion dedicated to the many brave souls who have made Fortnite a priority over their girlfriends.
Guy 1: Where do I sign up???
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Stop trying to reproduce the sound with scratching the floor with your shoe or with a fake cough - it is not gonna work.
It is time to accept the betrayal of your own butt and move forward.
De Farto.
Stop trying to reproduce the sound with scratching the floor with your shoe or with a fake cough - it is not gonna work.
It is time to accept the betrayal of your own butt and move forward.
De Farto.
Gosh, did you hear that guy at the library?!
-Yeah! I doubted first it was him, but when he started to fake cough, I knew it was him!
..."de farto"
-Yeah! I doubted first it was him, but when he started to fake cough, I knew it was him!
..."de farto"
by Mr.Putin November 11, 2011
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Person 1: "Did you eat onions for dinner last night?"
Person 2: "yeah, how did you know?"
Person 1: "I could taste it in your flatulence,I am a fartoisseur."
Person 2: "yeah, how did you know?"
Person 1: "I could taste it in your flatulence,I am a fartoisseur."
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I was walking by a couple of Betty's and let one rip. I immediately shuffled my shoes and started beat-boxing to Fartouflage the sound.
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