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Funny Mic 

The act of making your microphone be really sensitive to noise and shouting in it. The first person to give it a name other than earrape is jschlatt.
*Minecraft disc Stal plays*
What the fuck? What the fuck is this?
*activates funny mic*
That is NOT funny.
That is not-there's nothing-
*funny mic off*
There is nothing good, there is nothing creative about this.
What the fuck is that?
Fuck you.
Funny Mic by Cool Natu September 29, 2019
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sausage looks funny 

That sausage looks funny, rather brown, sticky and stinky! I wonder what that weird guy did with it?
Geezzz, that sausage looks funny, l wonder why it was near the toilet?

Blocky's Funny Doings International 

Blocky's Show where he does some Funny Doings
currently shut off because of pranking in a court case
Blocky: Hey guys! For a prank, use Firey's ferris wheel stand to dispense water on Gelatin! He'll get ultra soggy, unable to do anything! When recovered, repeat! Isn't that funny? Hahahahahah! {This program was brought you by Blocky's Funny Doings International.}

See you in the funny papers. 

Also ... See you in the funny pages.

Refers to the comics section of the newspaper. Was a light hearted way to say goodbye, see you later, in the 1920s through WWII. Not derogatory at all. Could be used with a friend or casual acquaintance. Just a breezy way to say our lives are crazy, like the characters in the comics. Our lives are funny/ironic/interesting I wouldn't be surprised if someone started writing a comic strip based on us. I'll see you around, just as likely in the funny pages as anywhere else.

Awkward Funny Kid 

"He's so awkward but so funny; he's an awkward funny kid! Bless him!"
Awkward Funny Kid by savage0.2 August 7, 2016

prime funny hours 

the time period between 1-3 AM where everything becomes funny, whether it is a joke or not.
steve: *laughing* bruh why is everything so funny right now
john: (john says) john
steve: oh yeah it's prime funny hours
prime funny hours by klovyn March 1, 2019

No funny shit 

For one to be serious, used around New York, it would be like saying real talk. If some hits you with “no funny shit” there about to tell the truth.
Tykeis “, no funny shit, my ma died yesterday”.

Marcus”, deadass ?”.
Tykeis “ word 2 !”.