Fun sponge

A sponge that allows for fun.
Random man: I don't want to wear a rubber.

Paula Abdul: Don't worry, I'm using a fun sponge.
by niceguykenyon March 05, 2009
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fun sponge

A person that is usually described as soaking up all the fun out of a room or situation. They are generally quite boring, lame and humourless people and don't allow those around them to have any fun.
Person 1: Hey is laura wagner coming to the party tonight??
Person 2: No I told tara not to invite her, she's your typical type of fun sponge. I mean I do want to have fun tonight don't you?
by horbagz91 January 31, 2012
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fun sponge

Somebody who soaks the fun out of everything.
Damn, Jeff is such a fun sponge. Hw won't even let me fuck his sister.

At first I thought you were cool but you ended up being a fun sponge.
by Sedia Bonsu November 18, 2007
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fun sponge

a person who is not cool and does not like to have fun
Nick is not a fun sponge even tho people think he is a duche, he is the coolest person around.
by Not Nick October 04, 2006
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Military Fun Sponge

A fun sponge in the military is a socially inadequate, humourless & deeply unpopular person who, through a sense of bitter loathing & revenge, sucks all the fun out of everything. Normally calls senior officers ‘sir’ on twitter.
Dude: why don’t we show our human side & engage online?
Military Fun Sponge: all this social media stuff is only a passing fad & has to be boring.
by Bumsnorkler December 03, 2019
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Fun sponge

Noun. A woman named amber is a fun sponge . Takes the fun out of everything
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Fun Sponge

Someone who soaks up all of the fun.
Matthew - that Logan is a real fun sponge isn't he?

Yannick - yeah a real egg.
by jonathon marathot October 25, 2019
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