Fun sponge

A sponge that allows for fun.

Random man: I don't want to wear a rubber.

Paula Abdul: Don't worry, I'm using a fun sponge.

by niceguykenyon March 4, 2009

fun sponge

A person that is usually described as soaking up all the fun out of a room or situation. They are generally quite boring, lame and humourless people and don't allow those around them to have any fun.

Person 1: Hey is laura wagner coming to the party tonight??
Person 2: No I told tara not to invite her, she's your typical type of fun sponge. I mean I do want to have fun tonight don't you?

by horbagz91 March 4, 2012

fun sponge

Somebody who soaks the fun out of everything.

Damn, Jeff is such a fun sponge. Hw won't even let me fuck his sister.

At first I thought you were cool but you ended up being a fun sponge.

by Sedia Bonsu December 16, 2007

fun sponge

a person who is not cool and does not like to have fun

Nick is not a fun sponge even tho people think he is a duche, he is the coolest person around.

by Not Nick October 4, 2006

Military Fun Sponge

A fun sponge in the military is a socially inadequate, humourless & deeply unpopular person who, through a sense of bitter loathing & revenge, sucks all the fun out of everything. Normally calls senior officers ‘sir’ on twitter.

Dude: why don’t we show our human side & engage online?
Military Fun Sponge: all this social media stuff is only a passing fad & has to be boring.

by Bumsnorkler December 3, 2019

Fun sponge

Noun. A woman named amber is a fun sponge . Takes the fun out of everything

Your such a fun sponge

by Suck me cock May 13, 2022

Fun Sponge

Someone who soaks up all of the fun.

Matthew - that Logan is a real fun sponge isn't he?

Yannick - yeah a real egg.

by jonathon marathot October 25, 2019