Fumble

1. Ugly Female that doesn't even truly know she is ugly.

2. Super busted female that is in a public place looking something terrible.

3. Also could refer to those good looking girls who can dress well or maintain themselves or hygiene.

" Ugh, you see that girl over there, She's a FUMBLE. "

"(Riding in car, then you see an ugly girl on the streets, you say) FUMBLE!!!! Stay in doors."

by Money 92 July 11, 2009

Fumble

When you poop standing up and it falls down your pant leg on the floor like a loose football.

"Did you hear that Jeff fumbled at the wedding? Right on the dance floor and then left."

by Mister Cleans March 1, 2021

fumble

When you're in high school and a dude knocks the books out of your hand.

Did you just see Juwan fumble that retarded freshman?

by domin8er June 4, 2007

fumble

- To simply masturbate , jerk off

- To Clumsily and ineffectively jerk off

1. Cassim fumbles around all day during his geography class.

2. Jimmy dropped the football and unproductively fumbled for it for 5 minutes.

by macmi October 25, 2019

Fumble

A coach that tells players a fumble can't happen in a game isn't helping helping them look at the game realistically. Fumbles can and do happen in a game. Expecting a player to play perfect instead of human in a game doesn't allow them to improve any, they're already expected to be at one hundred percent during one hundred percent of the time. The reality is people will make mistakes, and those mistakes will cost them.

The point is not whether you fumble, it's what you do after you fumble. Whether you can fumble and keep going, or whether a fumble breaks you down to the point you can go no further after one.

by Solid Mantis December 20, 2020

fumble

messing up in a relationship (or with a hookup) and causing it to end

Jack: "Bad news, I fumbled my 3 years relationship with the 10/10, it is what it is"
John: "What, how did you manage to do that"
James: "I fumbled 3 talking stages in a row dude lmao"

by HyperLexus July 9, 2023

Fumble

When you almost get to lay pipe, and at the last second get turned down for doing something stupid.

A girl has agreed to sleep with a guy at a friend's sleepover. For him to Fumble when he needs a shit while the toilet is clogged, so has to run outside to a forest to take one. However, is then turned down after the walk of shame back.

by KingNicky June 20, 2023