Fuckser

Doing the opposite of fixing issues for the good of the public.

You are a fuckser mr pyne

by Rockinabox July 19, 2015

fuckstrated

Describing one who is sexually frustrated. Not having had sex for an extended period, the fuckstrated individual might also be reckoned to be wank-happy. When this is not the case, the individual will likely resort to unwarranted bouts of evalgia.

Robin just punched me in the face for absolutely nothing! He needs a girlfriend asap; he's way too fuckstrated.

by Tama Boyle February 19, 2007

fuckstart

To produce energy in another person by forcefully inserting your penis into an available opening on someone's body.

If you don't get out of bed now I'ma go over there and fuckstart your skull!

by DeezNutz April 9, 2003

fucktern

An intern hired for sexual reasons.

Originally coined by Stephen Colbert on June 19, 2008

"Monica Lewinski is the quintessential fucktern."

by Johnny Haze June 19, 2008

Fuckstruck

Not head over heels in love, but heels over head in bed. Madly in lust with someone. Unable to think clearly as a direct result of getting laid.

Friend 1: "how does Anne feel about David, I haven't seen her forever"

Friend 2: "well I'm not sure she loves him, but she certainly seems Fuckstruck. I don't think we'll see much of her for a while."

by dc4aml September 9, 2012

Fuckstructor

An individual seemingly entrusted with the duty to teach a highly complex, demanding or otherwise formidable pursuit; but in reality conveys horrific misinformation, convoluted material presentation and unyielding authoritarianism.

So, how are the flying lessons going?
Better now, after I got a "real instructor".
What happened?
Well, for the first five days a Fuckstructor taught me the WRONG WAY to measure fuel, read a sectional chart, prep the aircraft and HOW TO FUCKING LAND.
Damn. What did you do?
Oh, HE GONE!

by YAWA September 11, 2021

Fuckstrated

Sexually frustrated due to being extremely horny or from a lack of sex. A dry spell from a lack of quality sex that results in total frustration; a short fuse from a lack of sex.

This has been an extremely fuckstrating month.

I am fuckstrated.

by Uncle JJ February 11, 2009