A bucket full of fucks. Nearly everyone Does not ever give a fuck heRE and there, so it has to go someWhere right? when a singLE fuck isn't Enough, you need a fucket.
" Here's a fucket. " you would tell someone this sarcastically, when you couldn't care any less but want to dismiss them with a jab; it's condescending and they will ask what the hell is a fucket. and you calmly tell them what it is. Now they feel more stupid.
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Noun; A child. Plural form: fuckets; meaning more than one child.
Examples

a) I had to baby sit a little fucket today for five hours.

b) There were tons of fuckets at the pool today.
by neville4lifebby June 10, 2009
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A list of things to do in bed before you die.
After watching entirely too much porn, Chris added "sex with 2nd grade teacher" to his fucket list.
by bddhistnudist August 4, 2009
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Noun. Variation of spelling includes "fuckit list."

Similar to a to-do list, a fucket list is a series of tasks which one intends to complete, but doesn't. These tasks are either replaced with more enjoyable activities, or simply neglected with a "fuck-it-all" attitude.
College student 1: "So, I have this ridiculous list of projects, reading, and other bullshit to do this weekend."

College student 2: "Good luck getting all that done. Hope it doesn't turn into a fucket list."
by Rebecca Linares February 1, 2009
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Similar to a bucket list, except whereas a bucket list is a list of things you want to do before you die, a fucket list is a list of people you want to do before you die.
Jordan: Hey man, what happened with those twins last night?
Brian: I had sex with both of them! Now I can cross threesome, twins AND sisters off my fucket list!
Jordan: Awesome! I crossed off midgets and amputees from my fucket list last week!
by Swivelnuts July 16, 2011
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