fuckyousimoncow

A ot5 stan who loves the boys more than anything. She hates everyone who hates/tried to hurt Louis, Harry, Niall, Liam, Zayn.

FUCKYOUSIMONCOW HATES SIMON COWELL MORE THAN ANYTHING.

by ALWAYSINMYHEART1D October 30, 2020

Fuckaround Town

Fuckaround Town is a suburb of Dickdoodlesville. More of a shantytown than a real town as there are no paved streets and most major infrastructure projects remain incomplete. When navigating the streets of Fuckaround Town, travellers are well advised to keep a sharp eye out for unfinished projects as they will often litter the streets haphazardly. Travellers are also advised not to feed the little savages.

As Mayor of Dickdoodlesville Teebags also has jurisdiction over Fuckaround Town

by Birdy604 October 16, 2021

fuckyourselfie

Fuckyourselfie - a 'Selfie' photo or image taken by one's self while engaging in an act of masturbation.

An photo sent to a friend /lover or posted on imgur, instagram, gonewild etc or online an pornsite of yourself in some sexual activity or position.

To take a photo of your self with a dildo, vibrator or arseplug.

Play on the phrase - Go Fuck Your Self and the term Selfie.

"hey babe, I'm lonely and horny. Can you send me a fuckyourselfie?'

'Did you see that red haired chick's fuckyourselfie on Reddit's gonewild? That girl was crazy dildo deep!!!'

by The Blinguistist February 1, 2014

fuckyoutalmbout

Can mean two things,Can be used when you something is for sure and the other is what are you talking about just have to see the context around it

These shoes hard asf fuckyoutalmbout

by anonymous December 7, 2020

Fuckyounism

A mental illness that makes a person say 'fuck you' to everyone and everything all the time.

Person1: what's up man.
Person2: fuck you!
Person1: dude, you have a serious case of fuckyounism. You should see a shrink.

by NewEnglisher July 22, 2012

Fuckyoumean

What, exactly, are you trying to say? Say what (Mostly used in defense)

Or

I'm fairly certain that I either didn't hear you correctly, or that you best have misspoken about me by accident!

Or

Hold up, let me get this straight! Did i really hear you say, what I think I just heard you say? (Used in defense mostly)

Wife: "Of all your friends, your dick is the biggest, Dear!"

Husband: "Fuckyoumean of all my friends?"

by Intenselysubtle May 10, 2018

fuckyoudude

is slang to insult some one who has recently insulted you or it is used to cut some ones sentence short. It is said in a fast manner to show that it is one word.

dude your sister is such a slut.(Ryan) Fuckyoudude.(Noah)

by John Randall January 1, 2009