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Fuck Your Couch

The insult to beat all insults in an argument, due to its pure randomness. Also tends to make the opponent speechless.
Cynnamon: You are such a whore!

Mary: Well fuck your couch!

Cynnamon: .... What?
by Hanamizu February 5, 2009
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fuck yo couch nigga

This phrase was brought into prominence and popularized by Chappelle's Show in episode #204, where Rick James says "fuck yo couch, nigga" when he is caught kicking mud on Charlie Murphy's white couch.

The phrase entered pop culture lexicon to mean audacious contempt, discontent or disregard for a given standard, convention or ideal, or utter indifference to a given situation.
Man: "Dude, my girl dumped me and I am so hurt."

Man 2: "Man, fuck yo couch nigga, I got my own problems."

Man: "I hope John McCain wins the election in 2008."

Man 2: "fuck yo couch, nigga! Obama will win in 2008!"
by dareeza October 1, 2008
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Fuck your couch!

The equivalent of "Well fuck you."
Can also be said as:
-Fuck your couch. "Fuck you."
-FUCK MY COUCH!! "Fuck MY LIFE!!"

The phrase originated from an episode of the Dave Chappele Show, where he played Rick James.
The exact line where it was adapted from, is when he (dave Chappelle/ Rick James) is on a couch, and says, "Fuck your couch, nigga! Fuck your couch!"
Person 1: God! Just shut the fuck up! You're SO annoying!

Person 2: Well fuck YOUR couch! *storms off*
by This Is R3J3CT April 11, 2009
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FUCK MY COUCH

it Means you are in disbelief. something like What the fuck.
FUCK MY COUCH. I FOUND 10 dollars
by anon21123 April 28, 2010
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Fuck Yo Couch

A disrespectful expression meaning that you would not hesitate to or you already have placed your muddy boots all over someone's couch.
"Why would you go and put your muddy boots over my couch like it's something to do."
"Man, fuck yo couch. Your rich, buy another one."
by G Basic June 9, 2004
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fuck yo couch

When a black man destroys another black man's couch.
by ScottiesRules September 23, 2004
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couch fuck

when a man takes a swim cap full of vaseline and places it between two couch cushions and proceeds to have intercourse with it
billy couch fucked the shit out of that leather love seat
by matt gardener October 16, 2006
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