fuck me sideways with a chainsaw 

referring to someone who is really screwed. just a bigger emphasis on how fucked they are.

this is far from a good thing, if you couldn't tell by the name.

mother; "we're going to visit your grandparents tomorrow! yay!"
daughter; "fuck me sideways with a chainsaw."

fuck me sideways with a chainsaw by josie minus the pussycats June 29, 2011

Fuck Me Sideways and Call Me Sally 

When a person is left pissed off and frustrated at human stupidity and their lack of intelligence

When he asked a girl out she would never respond, so he yelled " Fuck Me Sideways and Call Me Sally " in the local library. He was left frustrated at her stupidity.

Fuck Me Sideways and Call Me Sally by Mill3rth3Kill3r15 April 29, 2015

Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday!

Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday : an exclamatory phrase indicating great surprise and digsut, simultaneously.

Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday! That asshole has left me 35 messages since like 2 pm today!

Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday! by Pinkie_Flamingo October 13, 2016

Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox 

Used to describe a situation where you are underappreciated. Not given the credit you deserve.

In shock due to utter disrespect.

" man you didnt do to well that time"
"Well fuck me sideways with a lunchbox, i made it to the last level man."

"Finally, I would like to comment on an unlikely topic, my pass coverage ratings. I see that I am a better at man-to-man coverage (31) than zone (21). Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox. Where did these scores even come from?" -- Ethan Albright to John Madden regarding him beong the lowest rated player in madden.

Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox by kws53 May 13, 2011

Fuck me sideways with a monkey wrench 

Its just an exclamtion..either of surprise, horror, disgust, dismay...

Person 1: still another forty minutes of this boring lesson

Person 2: Aaah..fuck me sideways with a monkey wrench!

Fuck me sideways with a monkey wrench by The Wild Child January 4, 2008

fuck me sideways and call me skippy 

when everything is so fucked up.

Fuck me sideways and call me skippy....i have herpes...damn

fuck me sideways and call me skippy by P to the enguin April 21, 2010

fuck me sideways with a spoon 

An exclamation used when things are completely screwed, or to express surprise at something.

Staff member: Dude, the fryers are on fire.
Manager: Oh fuck me sideways with a spoon!!

Boy: I have herpes.
Girl: Oh fuck me sideways with a spoon!!
Boy: I'll have to from now on ...

fuck me sideways with a spoon by Scutha January 18, 2008