FUCK NUGGET

The little ball of dried spooge that's left on your pube's after sex the night before.
When Chris woke up the morning after his encounter with Armondo the pool boy, he found his pubic hair loaded with fuck nuggets.
by Jeff40 October 18, 2006
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fuck nugget

a moronic, obnoxious jerk, (male or female) who is not worthy enough of being a full fuck-tard, yet still is a stupid fuck. just as half-pint is only half of a pint, a fucknugget is only partially human.; also, anyone who is only worth a nugget of your time.
"wow john, he's not even a full fledged asshole, t-bone's only a fuck nugget"
by Scaith November 14, 2007
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Fuck Nuggeted

(V.)Being beyond Drunk that you become stupid and do things you wouldn't normally do but before being unconcious or unaware of your actions.

(Adj) State of drunken Mind
I'm gonna sextext Tom, because I am fuck nuggeted!
by gingerbuzz February 14, 2010
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Fuck nugget

A stupid person, typically doesn't know basic things like jokes or math
"Hey why did the chicken cross the road "
He wouldn't, he'd be locked up in the coop"
"OMG YOU'RE SUCH A FUCK NUGGET
by Ooftimus prime September 23, 2017
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A person who likes to have sex with those affected by dwarfism ('little people') may refer to their dwarf partners as "fuck nuggets".
Man 1: I noticed that dwarfed man and that lady came here together.

Woman 1: yea thats sally, she has a dwarf fetish. that must be her new fuck nugget.
by Ejlot March 06, 2011
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Fuck nugget

A midget without arms or legs used solely for sexual intercourse, requires a destinctive taste to find sexually attractive (scottish variant refurred to as "Mc-Fuck-Nugget")
I spent all last night with a fuck nugget

My nugget was filled with creamy goodnes

I went to Glasgow and helped myself to a Mc-Fuck-nugget

by John Doeman November 05, 2007
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fuck nugget

Someon who is acting stupid or standing out just go get attention.
Retard: hey guys you wanna see my pokemon cards
Me: shut up no one cares you fuck nugget.
by greggyghettocooch January 22, 2008
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