Fuck-Fuck Friday

noun – the process of NOT working while at work on Fridays, hence the name. It allows one to get extra drunk on Thursday nights. Activities commonly performed on Fuck-Fuck Friday include, but are not limited to: watching videos on youtube, checking sports news and scores on espn.com, trying to keep up with the latest lingo on urban dictionary, making long distance calls on the company’s tab to family and friends, going to CD stores while colleagues think you are at a doctor’s appointment, creating a spreadsheet and ranking the girls/guys you have hooked up with, etc.

Peter: Jake, did you get those reports done? They were due this morning.

Jake: I was too swamped on Thursday and NO reports get done on Fuck-Fuck Friday…I was busy dreaming of getting a blumpkin from Julie in accounting.

Fuck-Fuck Friday by Big Fiz June 26, 2009

fuck fuck games 

A form of United States Marine Corps discipline used against boots and lance criminals alike to ensure that Uncle Sam gets his.

"Oh, ok Stud, so we wanna hide a bottle of SoCo under your rack. Stand the fuck by, PFC. You wanna play fuck fuck games, I got games. I got so many games, you'll think I was one of the Parker Brothers. Thanks to you, the whole platoon will Chinese field day on Saturday.

fuck fuck games by property of uncle sam August 23, 2011

fuck fuck shit fuck 

excamantion of extreme anger

we have a math test next period
fuck fuck shit fuck

fuck fuck shit fuck by punkgal November 7, 2004

Fuckity Fuck Fuck

A term used to express extreme disapleasure at a
particular moment. More prefered than 'Fuck' alone,
due to its repetition and deeper meaning.

Cindy: What happened?!?
Lisa: Fuckity Fuck Fuck!!!
Fredd: Woah that was deep, man....

Fuckity Fuck Fuck by mini-chiko January 18, 2008

fuck fuck fuck a duck... 

A Song sang to the tune of row row row your boat.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Sixty-nine a porcupine
And hope he blows you too.

fuck fuck fuck a duck... by Dana July 11, 2004

Fuckery Fuck Fuck Fucking Fucks! 

when something goes wrong or you're really annoyed about something you normally say fuck - but this is the next level when something is really bad or a situation is not going as planned and saying fuck just won't cut it

this is the 4th time I've tried to print out something on the damn printer *gives printer a whack* - come on, where's my document??..... oh Fuckery Fuck Fuck Fucking Fucks! you useless printing machine!!!!!

Fuckery Fuck Fuck Fucking Fucks! by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml June 13, 2018

shitty shitty fuck fuck

a phrase for use at shows on mic checks.

Testing Testing...shitty shitty fuck fuck...yea it works

shitty shitty fuck fuck by jeanette and amanda August 12, 2004