Stop being a fuccboi m8
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Ring ring, ah, ring ring
Hey boy
What do you want?
You called me?
Whatever Trevor... What are you doin'?
I'm just-
Oh I don't care
Boy all you care about is fucking you're such a-
A what? Say it
A fuccboi
You're goddamn right I'm a fuccboi
They wear trendy shoes when they walk down the street
'Cause a fuccboi can't fuck if he's got cold feet
A fuccboi fucks heaps he ain't got a spouse
And a fuccboi wears a sunhat when he leaves the house
Fuccbois, fuccbois, make some noise
Fuccbois love to fuck and they are also boys
Fuccbois, fucbbois handle their biz
I totally know what a fuccboi is
Fuccbois have a small vocabulary
At least that's what I read on Urban Dictionary
Statistically fuccbois all have skin
And below their knee there's probably a shin
Fuccbois, fuccbois, fuccbois, fuck
A fuccboi is half boy and half fuck
Fuccbois, fuccbois, let me hear you sing
Fuccbois are still a relevant thing
A fuccboi is a boy who can fuck all day
If you can't do that then there's just no way
You're a fuccboi and if you are a girl
Then I don't mean to exclude but you're not a fuccboi
And if you are a boy but you don't like to fuck
Then you're not a fuccboi, tough bloody luck
But if you do like to fuck and you're not a boy
That's only half so shut up and eat some bok choy
So spell it out 'cause I know you can spell fuccboi out loud
Like you don't give a damn
Hey boy
What do you want?
You called me?
Whatever Trevor... What are you doin'?
I'm just-
Oh I don't care
Boy all you care about is fucking you're such a-
A what? Say it
A fuccboi
You're goddamn right I'm a fuccboi
They wear trendy shoes when they walk down the street
'Cause a fuccboi can't fuck if he's got cold feet
A fuccboi fucks heaps he ain't got a spouse
And a fuccboi wears a sunhat when he leaves the house
Fuccbois, fuccbois, make some noise
Fuccbois love to fuck and they are also boys
Fuccbois, fucbbois handle their biz
I totally know what a fuccboi is
Fuccbois have a small vocabulary
At least that's what I read on Urban Dictionary
Statistically fuccbois all have skin
And below their knee there's probably a shin
Fuccbois, fuccbois, fuccbois, fuck
A fuccboi is half boy and half fuck
Fuccbois, fuccbois, let me hear you sing
Fuccbois are still a relevant thing
A fuccboi is a boy who can fuck all day
If you can't do that then there's just no way
You're a fuccboi and if you are a girl
Then I don't mean to exclude but you're not a fuccboi
And if you are a boy but you don't like to fuck
Then you're not a fuccboi, tough bloody luck
But if you do like to fuck and you're not a boy
That's only half so shut up and eat some bok choy
So spell it out 'cause I know you can spell fuccboi out loud
Like you don't give a damn
F! (F!)
U! (U!)
C! (C!)
K! (C!)
K! (C!)
It's K (It's C)
It's fuck... It's K
(Fuccbois got two C's)
No it doesn't, it's K
(Yes it does)
I'll look it up then
(Ok alright)
I'll look... Ohh...
(Yeah)
And boys got an ""I""
(Yes man... Mark do you even know what a fuccboi is?)
Yes
(It's just that ever since your thirtieth birthday you've been doing a lot to prove how young and hip you are)
That's not true
(Mark you've eaten nothing but memes for a week)
I know what a fuccboi is!
(Prove it!)
Every fuccboi is allergic to bananas
And they share a single pair of flannelette pyjamas
In their jackets there are pockets sewn by their mum
In their pockets there are lockets where they hide spare cum
And strobe lights make a fuccboi not see
'Cause fuccbois suffer from epilepsy
And fuccbois can't paint a feature wall
'Cause every fuccboi is only one foot tall
Don't expect a fuccboi to ever call you back
'Cause all of their phones are Ivan Milat
And a fuccboi's advice for IBS is
Eat probiotic yoghurt and reduce daily stress
Fuccbois, fuccbois, I know what they are
If I'm off I bet it's not by far
Fuccbois, fuccbois, I'm down with the scene
Google says they were a thing in 2015
Oh fuck!
U! (U!)
C! (C!)
K! (C!)
K! (C!)
It's K (It's C)
It's fuck... It's K
(Fuccbois got two C's)
No it doesn't, it's K
(Yes it does)
I'll look it up then
(Ok alright)
I'll look... Ohh...
(Yeah)
And boys got an ""I""
(Yes man... Mark do you even know what a fuccboi is?)
Yes
(It's just that ever since your thirtieth birthday you've been doing a lot to prove how young and hip you are)
That's not true
(Mark you've eaten nothing but memes for a week)
I know what a fuccboi is!
(Prove it!)
Every fuccboi is allergic to bananas
And they share a single pair of flannelette pyjamas
In their jackets there are pockets sewn by their mum
In their pockets there are lockets where they hide spare cum
And strobe lights make a fuccboi not see
'Cause fuccbois suffer from epilepsy
And fuccbois can't paint a feature wall
'Cause every fuccboi is only one foot tall
Don't expect a fuccboi to ever call you back
'Cause all of their phones are Ivan Milat
And a fuccboi's advice for IBS is
Eat probiotic yoghurt and reduce daily stress
Fuccbois, fuccbois, I know what they are
If I'm off I bet it's not by far
Fuccbois, fuccbois, I'm down with the scene
Google says they were a thing in 2015
Oh fuck!
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Female: I wasn’t gon do it, I was just thinkin bout it...
(7 min later)... I did it
by mellllllllo November 25, 2020
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Friend: don’t do it girl, he’s just a fuccboi
Female: I wasn’t gon do it, I was just thinkin bout it...
(7 min later)... I did it
Friend: don’t do it girl, he’s just a fuccboi
Female: I wasn’t gon do it, I was just thinkin bout it...
(7 min later)... I did it
by mellllllllo November 25, 2020
Get the Fuccboi mug.The Fuccboi of all fuck boys, unlike its counterpart Fuccboi Cadet. Fuccboi is someone who is unable to talk to women. Fuccbois can be found sagging their pants, putting gel in their hair, and wearing high tops. Fuccbois love to brag about how expensive their shorts or shirts cost, which usually look like females clothing. The fuccbois natural habitat is usually at a mall, or trap, with other fuccbois of other rankings.
Bill: You see Zetts today?
Taylor: Yea he is a total "Fuccboi", look how he sags his pants!
Bill: I know right?! He has like 2 gallons of gel in his hair!
Taylor: More like 5 gallons!!!! and them busted ass high tops!! LOL!
Bill: Yea total "Fuccboi Elite"!
Taylor: Exactly! and you're the "Fuccboi Cadet"! With your old duck walking ass!
Taylor: Yea he is a total "Fuccboi", look how he sags his pants!
Bill: I know right?! He has like 2 gallons of gel in his hair!
Taylor: More like 5 gallons!!!! and them busted ass high tops!! LOL!
Bill: Yea total "Fuccboi Elite"!
Taylor: Exactly! and you're the "Fuccboi Cadet"! With your old duck walking ass!
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