fruitbar

Derogatory term for homosexual male, almost exclusively used in IRC chat rooms.

<formulate> you fucking fruitbar

by Anonymous March 26, 2003

Fruitbatgate

The academic version of sexual banter in the workplace, or dressing up sexual harassment as scientific discussion. Derived from a case in which a sexually frustrated male lecturer "discussed" oral sex amongst fruitbats in a suggestive manner with a female colleague.

Often confused with academic freedom or an attack on evolutionists.

(The initial paper on oral sex prolonging copulation in fruitbats, by Gareth Jones et al, won an IgNobel award in 2010).

When I told her how two bonobos would sort it out, I never expected another fruitbatgate.

by Class of 64 November 1, 2010

fruitbag

A well-known troll in math and science channels on irc networks, mostly freenode, efnet, and undernet.

In #math:
<fruitbag> A player uses a controller to maneuver a character through a video game. Where is the gamepad of the mind?

In #not-math:
<fruitbag> Everything I do is interpreted by the guys in #math as trolling.
<fruitbag> It's bullshit, man.

by coequalizer November 25, 2007

Fruitation

What stupid people say instead of fruition to sound smart, trying to impress a large group of people in a meeting.

Boss: " So have you started to contact those sponsors about that project yet"

Person: "No we have all the pieces in place but the idea just hasn't come to fruitation yet, I'll get on it"

by 5578 November 12, 2009

fruitate

IPA: /fɹuːteit/

Verb
1. To come to fruition, to bear fruit.
2. (idiomatic) To succeed in one's plan, used mostly with particularly complicated plans.

1. "It looks to be about time those plants fruitated." "Yeah, it's getting to be the season."

2. "The hours of preparation I put in certainly helped my plan fruitate." "Yeah, I bet you fruitated all over her when you got her back home."

by mrpeach32 December 19, 2008

fruitbag

A fag; a fruity person; a very colorful person that is much like a bag of a bunch of different kinds of fruit - Kind of like Skittles. Taste the rainbow.

"That male cheerleader is such a fruitbag, he's always prancing around like a unicorn!"

"Man, you are a bag of fruit and a 1/2."

"Quit being such a fruitbag, shut the fuck up!"

by Jack Wayne November 7, 2007

fruitbait

Man who attracts (wanted or unwanted) attention from gay males.

"Don't wear those hotpants, people will think you're fruitbait!"

by Jenesis October 1, 2005