Fruit Roll Up

Tasty treat or snack, usually used in reference to hot men that you want to get it with.

Ezra: He’s a real fruit roll up!

Cody: a what?
Ezra: like a tasty treat, a fruit roll up
Cody: oh okay that makes sense

by thinkingtomyself April 07, 2019

fruit roll up

The act of placing a piece of plastic wrap over the vaginal area of a woman who is menstruating, then pressing the plastic down into the bloody area and slowly peel off, thus creating a fruit roll up, most closely resembling cherry flavor.

I wanted to give Suzie some oral sex last night but didnt feel like diving into her menstrual cycle, so I found some plastic wrap and made a fruit roll up.

by Steelersfanps November 08, 2010

Fruit Roll-up

The act of peeling your penis from your scrotum in an upwards fashion to remove discomfort from the genitalia due to excess heat and moisture.

It was so hot out today , my co-workers thought i was masturbating because of how many times i gave my self a fruit roll-up.

by cjewooly November 07, 2010

fruit roll up

it's when you give oral to a girl while she is on her period. After you are done you do not wipe your face you leave whatever is on it there (blood). Then you get in your car drive down the road with your head out the window until it dries. Then you peel off the stuff that has dried to your face.

YES!!! I just got a free fruit roll up from my girlfriend!

by matt hollywood December 05, 2004

Fruit Roll-Up

Basically, a gay drive-by shooting.

Damn, did you hear about that Fruit Roll-up?

by Thicc boi thicc January 19, 2018

Fruit Roll Up

When a man rolls a flaccid penis up into a ball and puts it in his mouth.

My buddy couldn't get it up so he just gave his boyfriend the fruit roll up.

by DaddieDoWerk October 13, 2015

fruit roll up

when a girl has her period and puts it on her face and when it dries the guy peels in off and eat's it

I got a fruit roll up last night it was so hott.

by JJ Schmitz December 31, 2008