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frosty jim

(fraw-stee jihm, fros-tee jihm)
noun

1. Take a condom, urinate in it, seal it off so the urine doesn't leak out, put it in the freezer until completely frozen then have a person use the condom as a dildo.
1. Hey, Jenny, you are my daughter and I love you. I know you are young and just starting to explore your sexual interests but do you think you could possibly not leave your Frosty Jim in the freezer right next to the dinner?

2. Hey baby, you know how you said you love me and would do anything for me? Well, I heard about this new thing at work that I kind of wanted to try, it's called a Frosty Jim.

3. Oh god, Jesus Christ, that Frosty Jim got me so wet. I'm cumming, I'm cumming right now! Oh shit, the condom busted. FUCK!!! It smells so bad!
by Spork Schivago February 8, 2015
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When you urinate in a condom, tie it off, freeze it and the woman pretends it's a man.
Jim and his wife got kinky and invenjted the Frosty-Jim
by Seth Griffen February 12, 2015
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When a man urinates in a condom and freezes it. Then the woman he is with pretends that the frozen condom is a guy.
Dude did you hear that Justin gave Melissa a frosty Jim the other night?

Really?

Yah he pissed in that condom and froze it. Then Melissa pretended it was Justin.
by Frosty Jim February 8, 2015
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Its when a man urinates in a condom and frezzes it for a woman to masterbate with. (FG)
jack left for work so he left jackie a frosty jim.
by 4king2nick0 February 8, 2015
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When u piss inside a magnum condom and freeze it and use it like a dildo in her vagina and or ass,mouth etc.
Jennifer was home alone so she went to the freezer to hang out with her Frosty Jim
by Jay Wayne October 8, 2023
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Urinate in a condom, freeze the condom, and using it as a dildo
In the deepening gloom of dusk,
Neil embarks on an arcane task,
Drawing from shadows, and urine so grim,
To summon forth the entity, Frosty Jim.

With each arcane pour, dark whispers arise,
Echoes of forgotten sorrows and cries,
Golden droplets shimmering, within limbs so thin,
A chilling creation takes shape, the fearsome Frosty Jim.

Nan, drawn by a haunting lure,
Steps outside, the atmosphere pure,
An ominous presence, the world grows dim,
Facing the harrowing sight of her nightmarish whim.

Moonlight's pallor casts an eerie glow,
As they circle, shadows begin to grow,
Nan's heart races, every beat a hymn,
To the dance of dread with Neil and Frosty Jim.

Under a sky of foreboding, stars seem to scream,
A tableau of terror, too real to be a dream,
In the midst of this horror, their fate looking grim,
Bound eternally to the spectral Frosty Jim.
by mkahlaw September 19, 2023
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It's when a guy urinate in a condom and then freezes it and gives it to a girl and she uses it as a dildo
Frosty Jim The girl uses it as a dildo
by Bamaboy2290 July 13, 2022
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