Called such due the way the clothing material around a woman's vagina gets swallowed up by her flappy lips, creating what is often known simply as "camel-toe". An image reminiscent of a "scrum" in the game Rugby, where in trying to achieve control of the ball, both teams huddle into one small area, much in the same way the material around a woman's bearded oyster get's huddled into her beef curtains, creating the Front Bum Scrum.
"Hey, Sally! How's it goi.... woahhh..... nice front bum scrum you got going on there ;)"
"Oh my god, did you see Jenna at work today? She like, totally had a front bum scrum happening aaaaall day. Don't even try and tell me she didn't notice!"
"Oh my god, did you see Jenna at work today? She like, totally had a front bum scrum happening aaaaall day. Don't even try and tell me she didn't notice!"
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a slang word; derived from the UK.
a woman's vaginal fart, otherwise known in the english-speaking world as a queef.
a woman's vaginal fart, otherwise known in the english-speaking world as a queef.
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Get the front bummed mug.The true name for a fanny pack, which when worn on the front resembles a bumper, mostly only done in Canada where fanny packs are in stile year round!
I went to the casino today and could not help but notice a lot of people sporting Canadian front bumpers while I was there!
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Get the front bumpers mug.Front Bummer is in relation to Front Bum which is known as the female vagina. It is a term used either when a female causes interruption or stress to a male's life,or also used if the female has had an unfortunate experience.
"boys.. the gf will not get off my case about having a baby man what do I do?"
"sorry bro thats a total front bummer"
"omy gosh I just had the worst day of my life, my boss told me to quit voicing my opinion there was no room for feminism at the office, it was a total front bummer!"
"sorry bro thats a total front bummer"
"omy gosh I just had the worst day of my life, my boss told me to quit voicing my opinion there was no room for feminism at the office, it was a total front bummer!"
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