Productive

Doing something good/helpful Either in an angry or not angry manner

Can you be productive!

by Xtreme March 25, 2020

Productive procrastination

Productive procrastination is efficiently accomplishing everything except for the thing that you most need to do.

I need to write this term paper but before I get started on that I should work out, go grocery shopping, do the laundry, do my readings for the week, and check Facebook... Productive procrastination.

by Valiant Chinchilla January 22, 2014

semi-productive procrastination

(noun) what you do when you don't feel like working but aren't procrastinating either. instead, you're being semi-productive regarding what you should be doing. instead of doing your work, you're doing something related to it but completely unnecessary.

also: (verb) to semi-productively procrastinate.

also: (adj.) a semi-productive procrastinator.

DIFFERENT than productive procrastination because you're NOT being fully productive with random things other than your work, nor are you being fully productive with your actual job.
rather, you ARE being somewhat kinda productive towards what you should be doing (but aren't).

similar to quasimultislacking but not exactly.

friend: "i'm working on that current events assignment for tomorrow, how 'bout u?"
semi-productive procrastinator: "yeah me too! i've spent the past 20 minutes trying out different fonts."
friend: "that semi-productive procrastination will be the thing that brings your GPA down."

by effyes September 25, 2010

Productive fart

You know. Sort of like a productive cough, except the other end. 'Nuff said.

I had a bad productive fart this morning.

by Kevin Kelm January 28, 2003

productive procrastination

putting off doing something which really needs to be done by doing something else instead which needs to be done.

she was an expert in the art of productive procrastination always putting off doing things but getting so much else done instead being such a contrarian.

by DavidofOrgamianity.org July 29, 2012

Flowductive

Characterizing one who can "Go With The Flow", or become so absorbed in and focused on an activity that one feels control over a situation or task, that one experiences a reduction in self-consciousness, and that one's sense of time is distorted to allow them to remain uninterrupted for long durations. Similar to "Productive", but highlights a continuous stream of accomplishment instead of potentially disjointed efficiency with a given time frame. Also known as "Getting Into The Groove", or "Hitting One's Stride". Related to Mihály Csíkszentmihályi's concept of flow, as defined in his book, "Finding Flow: The Psychology of Engagement With Everyday Life" ISBN 0-465-02411-4

"I was so flowductive last night. I sat down to start my paper, and next thing I know, I stood up 8 hours later with 15 pages written."

by Josh C Stanford September 9, 2009

productive junkie

Lil Peep the rapper was a junkie but since he did shit he was productive.

"Yoooo how can I be high and do shit?"

"Bro you're a productive junkie"

by floccinaucinihilipilificationn April 27, 2020