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friendette

from friend and -ette (feminine gender suffix (marker) of French provenance).
A female friend.
Any word + -ette states a female.
Friend (common gender) + -ette = friendette (feminine gender).
Dude (male gender) + -ette = dudette (feminine gender).
by Yet Another Daniel Nielsen November 20, 2011
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Friender Bender

Times when your hanging out with a friend and you decide to do something gluttonous.
"Yeah Friender Bender.
You know our post ablum tradition of drinking around the world until we black out together." Metalocalypse
by pebot June 24, 2012
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friendemption

The act of redeeming oneself by falling back into good graces with a friend.
Are you and Jackie still ignoring eachother?

No man, Jackie did a major friendemption by snagging me that ticket to the Peter Yarrow concert. We're totally friends again.
by fraxinus6356 November 7, 2012
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Friender bender

Partaking in a gluttonous activity with a friend, e.g. a night of heavy drinking, a large meal, etc.
"Oh man, you missed out on our friender bender. Mike and I spent the whole day eating burritos and playing Super Smash Bros. It was AWESOME."

"Dude, you shoulda called me."
by Bizarro Bike June 24, 2012
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friendentine

A friend that is your Valentine but in a non sexual/in love way
"Do you have a Valentine?"

"No, but my friend Joe is my Friendentine"
by Shittydefiner February 4, 2017
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Friendemy

"The enemy of my enemy is my friend."

But does that mean that if I were to become an enemy of my enemies enemy, that my enemy would therefore become my friend?

Because, if my enemies enemy is my enemy, then going by the logic of the aforementioned saying, that would make my enemies enemy (my enemy) my friend.

Unless, if I become enemies with my enemies enemy, what if my enemy then becomes my frenemy, while my enemies friends (my enemies enemies' enemies) become my friends as a result?

But, wait... If my frenemies friends are my friends, (because my friends are the enemies of my enemies enemy) would that mean that my frenemy couldn't actually be considered an enemy? So, what could s/he be considered then?

And thus, the concept of "Friendemies" was born.
"Kevin is a filthy piece of filth, but I don't want to hurt his feelings by calling him a full-out frenemy. So instead, he can now be my friendemy!"

"Justin didn't like Kassandra, because she insulted his morton's toe. Slowly at first, they began to drift apart. After some time, Justin would only consider Kassandra his friendemy."

"After finding out she cheated on him, Caleb recommended they separate, and instead be friendemies."
by Not Timothy April 27, 2015
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Frienedict Arnold

A friend who you welcome and accept but will ultimately betray you.
Alex: Hey thanks for letting me stay at your place!
Nate: No problem
Alex: I used your loofa to wash my balls
Nate: You're a real Frienedict Arnold
by Slippin' pee hands April 20, 2018
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