Sigmund Freud

Sigmund Freud: A fucking asshole who said asshole-stuff like girls envy boys for having a penis and everyone wants to fuck his own mother. Also he was a heavy drug user, and no one liked him. Someone stole his brain after his death and proofed that he was a psychopath himself and tried to cover it up by inventing psychological theories that were so absurd and stupid that noone would believe in psychology. He also said it is important to murder children.

Someone: Finally, Sigmund Freud is dead!
Someone else: I'm so glad! He was a burden to this world and his drug addiction was just out of control.

by thetruthspeaker1111 November 18, 2018

Sigmund Freud

he invented theories and psycho analysis. the most helpful thing he did, however was join bill s. preston esq. and ted theodore logan on an excellent adventure in which he got to travel around time with the likes of socrates and billy the kid ending up in a 1990's high school where he helped saved their butts in a school project. this then enabled them to stay together, helping the dream of WYLD STALLIONS to live on.

look over there dude, its sigmund frued

by rathsangatas drink November 1, 2004

Sigmund Freud

A psychiatrist who is most notably known for coming up with his idea of the id, ego, and super-ego.

Sigmund Freud also did a hella Cocaine and thought the effects of cocaine were good for some of his patients with nervous disorders.

by Dancing with Fire June 18, 2011

kentucky freud chicken

It's mother f***ing good.

Oedipal complex???

No way, get me some Kentucky Freud Chicken.

by Jonah G. December 9, 2007

paging Dr Freud

Say this when you notice that someone made a Freudian slip.

Girl: "Here's your test, good luck!"
Guy: "Thanks, I'll do my very breast.. er.. best."
Girl: "Paging Dr Freud..."

by zeptimius March 29, 2010

Sigmund Freud

A sex move in which you take a girl doggystyle while facing a window. A friend who has been waiting patiently in the closet comes out, and you smoothly switch places leaving the girl none the wiser. Your friend continues the doggystyle, and you walk outside and wave to her from the window.

Dude, Cindy pissed me off last night, but instead of breaking up with her, me and Brett gave her the Sigmund Freud.

by Facial Ranger March 28, 2007

Sigmund Freud

Austrian psychiatrist, lived 1856-1939. Came up with things like the 'Oedipus complex', where apparently young males can become jealous of the father and want to fuck their own mothers. In my opinion, that could only happen if I were suddenly adopted by one of the Olsen twins... Hey! They're 18 now, it's open season!

If I could go back in time, I would go visit Sigmund Freud and kick him in the balls for being so stupid

by Quicksand Jesus May 9, 2004