
by the bilf October 27, 2003

Fremont CA, prime example of a white suburban city located 40 minutes south of San Francisco. People who live there have no desire to leave or excel in life. They are happy to get married before they can legally drink, spit out a half dozen kids, drink bad Light beer and never get exposed to any real culture.
All culture is fed to them thru the television and US weekly since going out and actually experiencing the world is beyond their capabilities.
All culture is fed to them thru the television and US weekly since going out and actually experiencing the world is beyond their capabilities.
• Why the fuck do you still use moose?
• There’s nothing wrong with it! All my friends think it looks good
• That’s cuz you live in Fremont!
• There’s nothing wrong with it! All my friends think it looks good
• That’s cuz you live in Fremont!
by Mr Wall December 28, 2005

Fremont!?! That's lametastic!
by b'ham June 9, 2004

This is where you find white hoes. Black hoes. Pretty much everyone cheats and hurts you. You may get shot for not wanting to pick up a straw for someone at Circle K. In summary, a hood ass place where hot bitches live buh are worthless and where niggas sell drugs right on 75.
by justaniggachillin October 11, 2017

When you stick your finger in a man/woman's anal cavity, and they proceed to angrily clench their sphincter, crushing your helpless digit in the process. The pain may persist for weeks afterward.
Yeah, so I was hitting on this flamingly gay indian guy after basketball, he was actually Indian, and he ended up luring me into his really strong fremont fingertrap, boy did that hurt! I had to go to the finger doctor and the psychiatrist.
by amar's daddy October 21, 2010

A neighborhood in Seattle, WA, mistakenly believing they are an independent state. Filled with pseudo-hippy artists and snobby artophiles. Also location to Fremont Festival, an annual summer solstice event known for its naked bicycle riders.
by damissy April 16, 2005
